Wondering what to get that special someone for Valentine’s Day this year?  Well look no further because Pamela Anderson has made the decision a easy for you.  Pamela is taking her 40 year old body and 6 year old breasts to Paris to perform a special two night engagement at the Crazy Horse Cabaret Club.

The former Baywatch star, 40, will perform on two nights in a number inspired by the song Harley Davidson from French singer Serge Gainsbourg.

A Crazy Horse spokesperson would not say whether the actress would be required to bare all.

“We’re going to have to talk to Pamela about that,” the spokesperson said.

BBC

Seriously is this the best the Crazy Horse could do?  I would expect this from the Crazy Horse in Las Vegas…they have some dated ladies dancing for singles.  Well brining back what was hot 15 years ago is making all kinds of money at the movies so why not at the cabaret club?

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