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Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake

Nick Carter

Reichen Lehmkuhl and Lance Bass

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Paris Hilton is taking any chances with her whorish flings soon to be ex-wife.  Paris is going for some serious legal protection.

Now Paris says she’s frightened of Shanna and according to Star Magazine will file a restraining order against Shanna this week, and according to the magazine possibly as early as today!

Amazing that this is the first time Paris has had to seek legal protection from a pissed off female.  She is doing more to protect herself from Moakler than she did on her DVD with dirt bag.  Maybe she will learn from this and keep her dirty deeds behind closed doors and off the Internet.

Moakler could beat Paris with her breasts!

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The old friends that turned to bitter enemies are old friends yet again. That is good news for producers of their reality show, which will film a fifth season.

After a yearlong public feud that nearly killed the reality show that made them famous, Hilton and Richie have agreed to film a fifth chapter of “The Simple Life” together, executive producer Jon Murray told The Associated Press.
“The thing the viewers love is the two girls together,” he said. “America, Paris and Nicole are going to camp.”

Well let me be the first to say that this news ranks right up there with the release of K-Fed’s debut CD. If you can’t enjoy a heavily scripted reality show starring two spoiled brats with a combined weight of 100 pounds then you just aren’t American! This is the season that gets the Emmy!

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Paris Hilton needs to do a better job of hiding her illegal drugs when she has a hundred cameras in her face.

Like any party girl, Paris Hilton has space in her handbag for only the barest of essentials: a vial of nail varnish for emergency repairs, a mobile phone - and a bag of suspicious-looking leaves.

That is for medicinal purposes and it is completely legal in California.  It is obvious that she is receiving medical help to lose her whorish tendencies. It is true that pot has not been proven to kill the whore bug, but how will we learn if we don’t allow sample groups to test out these theories.  I say kudos to Paris and her bravery. Can you say Nobel Prize for medical research awarded to Paris Hilton?

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Back Street Boy Nick Carter has apologised to pop star Ashlee Simpson for going public with the claim he slept with her while he was still dating Paris Hilton.

Carter called Ryan Seacrest’s Los Angeles radio show on Thursday morning to declare he was sorry the information was accidentally made public by his brother Aaron.

Nick says he “hooked-up” with Simpson as an act of revenge against ex-girlfriend Hilton after he was told she cheated on him with Chad Michael Murray, while the two were filming horror movie House Of Wax in Australia.

During the interview, Nick apologised to Simpson saying that he never meant “to throw her under the bus in the whole entire situation”.

After repeated apologies, he then told Seacrest that “this was one of those things that I wanted to keep under wraps… and then my brother kind of let the cat out of the bag”.

Carter claims he still has fond feelings for Simpson, but that it’s another story when it comes to Hilton.

All I can say is WHAT AN IDIOT!

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This time Paris didn’t have to say anything to piss off another celebrity.  Paris has accused Shanna Moakler of attacking her early this morning.

Paris Hilton is accusing Shanna Moakler of ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars” of punching her in the face early this morning in an unprovoked attack at a Los Angeles nightclub.

The 25-year-old heiress arrived at Hyde Lounge just before 2 a.m. today, when Moakler “shouted a barrage of obscenities and attacked her,” Hilton’s publicist, Elliot Mintz, told ABCNews.com.

Saying the attack was unprovoked is a bit of a stretch.  there is nothing like seeing your soon to be ex-husband making out on camera with one of the loosest women in the world.  I say good for Shanna and I hope she got in some good shots when she had the chance!

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Paris Hilton

Kid Rock and Pam Anderson

Dave Navarro

Cindy Crawford

Leelee Sobieski

Aaron Carter

Dominique Swain

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Looks like the self imposed celibacy is not keeping Paris Hilton from makin the dating rounds.  The new rumored boy toy that Paris is going after is tennis star Andy Roddick.

An onlooker told me: “They were snuggling up to each other while drinking Grey Goose vodka and shots of Patron.

“They were clearly a couple. She was very touchy-feely and he couldn’t keep his eyes off her.

“After a couple of hours they left together.”

Paris goes through men like most people flip through channels on a bad night of TV.  Andy Roddick used to date the wholesome Mandy Moore so I guess he is trying to see what the flip side of wholesome looks like. He could have just rented her DVD, but I guess making your own green movie is hard to pass up.

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Pop star Nick Carter cheated on former girlfriend Paris Hilton with her rival Ashlee Simpson, after hearing rumours the socialite had been sleeping with her House Of Wax co-star Chad Michael Murray.

The Backstreet Boy and Hilton dated for eight months before splitting in July 2004 - the same month Murray announced his engagement to his One Tree Hill co-star Sophia Bush after proposing in between filming scenes of the horror movie in Australia.

Carter admits he was unfaithful to Hilton - but only after he was told by mutual friends of the couple that the hotel heiress was seeing other men behind his back.

He tells gossip site PageSix.com, “I’d fallen head over heels with this chick. Then, all of a sudden, three months go by and I got people telling me, ‘Nick, you know what Paris is doing to you,’ and I got a little upset.

“So then I just decided to fight back a little bit and started doing my own thing again. The result is I hooked up with Ashlee Simpson. When Paris came back from Australia, they talked to each other and she found out about it.

“So I brought it up to her and said, ‘You know what I did, and now it’s your turn. Why don’t you tell me what you did.’ And she goes, ‘I never did anything! I never cheated on you.’ “I had kind of started to really like Ashlee and I was thinking about the dating stage, then, before you know it fucking bitch-face comes back.

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Janet Jackson

Paris Hilton

Vin Diesel

Joe Jackson

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Paris Hilton

Brooke Shields

Steve-O

Shanna Moakler

Jeremy Piven

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Paris Hilton has come forward on a police tape an confessed a shocking truth - she isn’t that smart!!  I know you don’t believe that, but it is true.

But Hilton told investigators she was not a reliable witness, because she has a bad memory and isn’t clever.

The confession can be heard on an audio tape to be aired on “Dateline NBC.”

The sometime singer/actress says, “Like I really … I don’t remember. I’m not like that smart.

“I like forget stuff all the time.”

This just proves my point that being a stupid whore is more profitable than being an intelligent virgin.  I think we should all take a long hard look at that theory and see if we can get a government grant to pursue some serious research.  Who is with me?!?!?!?

I could use my brain if I wanted to!

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Add Paris Hilton’s name to the long list of celebrities that have their head up their ass when it comes to drinking and driving.

Police stopped Hilton because she was “driving erratically,” he said. “The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was driving under the influence,” Isabella said, reading a police statement. Hilton was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor DUI and released, he said.

I don’t understand why these people can’t find a designated driver or just hire a limo to take you back and forth if you plan on boozing it up.  Of course since she is a rich little socialite she will probably get off with a slap on the wrist instead of  really learning anything from this incident. Maybe she will meet a nice young lady in prison and come out with a One Night in Paris in Prison DVD.

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A controversial graffiti artists has reworked Paris Hilton’s debut CD and has been selling the special edition on E-Bay.

The Bristol born artist, famous for his distinctive graffiti artwork, tampered with 500 copies of Hilton’s debut album in 48 record stores across the UK. Banksy replaced the official CD with his own remixes, giving the tracks titles such as Why am I Famous?, What Have I Done? and What Am I For?.

What do you think of the re-worked cover and book art?

     

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The old saying that mom knows best was the reason Paris avoided giving oral pleasure to her boyfriends until she was almost 20. 

PARIS HILTON refused to perform fellatio on boyfriends until she was 19, after her mother told her the sex act would leave her with facial craters. The sexy blonde first gave oral sex to ex-boyfriend RICK SALOMON, the cad who turned the couple’s sex tape into porn hit ONE NIGHT IN PARIS. Until then she was convinced the very act would leave her deformed - thanks to a frightening warning served up by her mother KATHY HILTON.

Paris must be a moron to believe that story.  The girl partied at the Playboy mansion and do any of the playmates have craters???  At least Rick was nice enough to capture Paris’ newly found skill on video for the world to see.  He was probably just being a concerned boyfriend and thought that comparing her pre and post fellatio face would set her mind at ease.

If that didn’t cause craters why would a…
well you know!

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This weeks covers - Paris, TomKat, Kate and Owen

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Everyone has heard about Paris stating that she will not have sex for a year in order to focus on herself, but is their another reason?  In a story reminiscent of the legendary Seinfeld episode, “The Best”, Paris has apparently engaged in a bit of a wager.

But it has now been revealed that Paris has formed a “single girls club” with her friends and they have a bet to see who can last the longest without sex. Paris said: “I’m not doing it with anyone. I want to concentrate on work. I’ll kiss but nothing else.” Another member of the ‘club’ is tennis ace Serena Williams, and the idea is that the bet will encourage them to put their work first.

Well now doesn’t this shed some light on why Paris is trying to lock her legs at the knees.  She is already stumbling based on her fling with her ex-love in St. Tropez.  Does anyone else think Paris will be the George Costanza of this group of ladies?  Claiming to be the winner only to have a shocking confession come out later on admitting she has had sex, but thought the different time zone rule was in affect?

The winner will receive this
lovely Seinfeld t-shirt to brag
about their achievement

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Paris Hilton has yet again proved she can make an idiot out of herself doing anything.  This time Paris was playing with her pet monkey Baby Love when the little critter decided to have a snack.

Paris Hilton was taken to the hospital early on Tuesday morning after her pet kinkajou bit her on the arm. The pet, named Baby Love, sank its teeth into the socialite’s flesh while they were playing at 3 a.m. at Hilton’s Hollywood home.

Paris is fine, but there was no word on the health of the money.  I am assuming they will monitor the poor thing for a few weeks to see if Paris infected it with any odd disease.  Who the hell is up playing with a monkey at 3AM?  If i was sleeping in my cage at 3AM and some drunk skinny bitch wreaking of booze wanted to play I would bite her ass too!

Baby Love and Paris seen here
during happier times

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The Simple Life star that has said the stupidity she portrays on the show was all an act to portray a character that would put asses in the seats, but she isn’t doing  good job proving that to be true.  In a recent interview Ms. Hilton was asked a question about a certain world leader and her response was all that intelligent.

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton stuck to her dumb blonde image when she looked puzzled at the mention of British Prime Minister Tony Blair’s name. The sexy socialite said she could not recognise the British Prime Minister. Asked by GQ magazine if she fancied Tony Blair, a confused Paris replied: “Who?” After giving it some thought she said: “Oh yeah… he’s like your President?” Then she admitted: “I don’t know what he looks like.”

Paris goes on to say she has made more money than JLo this year. This goes to show all the children out there that school is pointless and if you have rich parents, a whore image, a stupid catch phrase, a home made night vision porno, and alcoholic tendencies you too can be rich!  Wonder if the IRS is gonna come calling on Paris after she admitted how much she made last year …. that’s how Studio 54 went bye bye!

How do you make $200 million a year without a brain?

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Just when you think Paris Hilton is going to settle down with all this talk about staying single, no sex, starting a family, and mending things with Nicole Richie she goes and does something idiotic.  It appears that the blonde stick figure had a reunion of sorts with her ex-fiance at a nightclub.

Paris ran into Stavros at the VIP club in the exclusive French resort, and before long they couldn’t keep their hands off each other. Paris, 25, wrapped her legs around Stavros’ waist as the pair shared a passionate kiss in the middle of the busy nightclub. His shirt was unbuttoned almost to the waist as ‘The Simple Life’ star kissed and fondled him for all to see.

If a hotel heiress slash party girl can’t keep her word what are we supposed to do as a society?  What Letterman should do is get Dr. Phil on that episode with Paris and Nicole and really drill down to the cause of their compulsive lying, whoring, and eating disorders.  That would be a must see show for the whole family to learn from — almost like those old ABC after-school specials from the 80’s.  Remember those shows — they were great!

Paris - haven’t you learned
how to keep these things
off film?? 

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David Letterman has done the impossible! The late night host will host the biggest feud in young Hollywood on his show in September. That’s right - Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie will appear together on the show.

Former best friends and stars of ‘The Simple Life’ Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are reportedly about to end their two year old feud on live TV. The TV stars and budding pop stars are to appear together on the David Letterman show in September.

If anyone can broker peace between these two it’s Letterman. If he can fix up these two than he should be sent to the middle east to take care of all those issues. I wonder if Paris agreeing to this has anything to do with her new CD coming out in a few weeks? I don’t think Paris would use a troubled lifelong friendship to promote her own music career do you? Good luck Dave — if you make this work we can all look forward to The Simple Life 4!!

Dave you’re our olny hope….we believe in you!!!

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We try to ignore Paris, but she makes it pretty damn impossible to do so. This time she has come out and said that she has no feuds in Hollywood. However when you read the article she says something that makes you think that she might not understand what the word feud means.

When grilled about her supposed fight with Lohan over ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, Hilton fumes, “That was crap. She’s never even hung out with Stavros.” “He thinks she’s pathetic.”

I don’t think calling a supposed feud mate pathetic is a good way to show you don’t have a feud. Maybe she thinks feud is something you eat and she was saying she hadn’t had any feud today just a protein shake or something. That’s like saying I’m a virgin if you don’t count all the times i had sex.

If this three fought all those sticks might
just start a fire

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Oh man this isn’t for the faint of heart people!  Looks like celebrities and handheld gadgets still do not mix as Lindsay Lohan has been robbed of her blackberry password.  The main suspect you ask?  Oh yes it’s PARIS HILTON!! And she wasn’t just posting Lindsay phone numbers on the internet for fans to enjoy she was playing dirty.

“They were disgusting and very mean messages and everyone thought they were coming from Lindsay. They weren’t. Her lawyers are looking into it now. “Some people think Paris may have been involved because the wording of the messages sounds very familiar.”

These are possible excerpts from some of the messages supposedly sent by Paris to some of Lindsay’s friends: “You’re like so not hot and stuff!”, “Those shoes are like so not in anymore!”, and the worst of them all was this one “Oh my god you should see the porno I mad with your boyfriend!”.  People believe the last one sealed the deal in people’s mind that Paris is behind the messages. Lindsay should just get a Timex calculator watch and store numbers in that.

How do you even carry a Blackberry
without a belt?  That was her
first mistake!  Get a belt woman!