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Obviously Paris is not like her in the sense of being a world wide icon for helping the less fortunate, taking up important causes ,and being an inspiration for a generation, but she is blonde like Princess Di.

PARIS HILTON insists she is carrying on the legacy of legendary blondes like MARILYN MONROE and DIANA, PRINCESS OF WALES and has declared herself this decade’s “iconic blonde”.

Maybe Paris doesn’t understand exactly what Princess Di did with her life and what she meant to the world.  I understand that at 24 years old Paris has accomplished many wonderful things such as her own porno, three seasons of “A Simple Life”, a slutty hamburger commercial, and numerous nights out whoring it up in clubs, but I don’t think Elton John is about to remake “Candle in the Wind” for Paris anytime soon.

Sure I can see how Paris would see the comparison here.  I don’t know how the world
didn’t see it sooner to be honest.

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Hold onto your hats, chairs, pets, or whatever you think needs holding onto for this statement from Paris Hilton. She has decided that in order to find herself she need to give up sex for one year!

I’m doing it just because I want to. I feel I’m becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I’m just so romantic, and I’ll put all my energy into the guy, and I don’t really pay attention to myself

know when she is with a guy something is being put in but i think she has it backwards.  Paris giving up sex is like you and me giving up oxygen, without it Paris may not survive.  Also, do you think Paris ever stopped paying attention to herself?  Come one now give up mirrors, stylists, cosmetics, name brand clothes, and live on $30,000 a year and see if that makes you stronger!

See without sex I have the ability to
walk with my eyes closed!

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In case you haven’t heard this yet Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie had a falling out and are no longer friends. However, Paris did say recently she hoped to mend their longtime friendship. Now to check on that wonderful story.

PARIS HILTON has attacked SIMPLE LIFE co-star and rival NICOLE RICHIE, claiming fame turned her into a snob.

and that isn’t all, Paris went on to say even more…

Fame affects people in different ways. I’ve always remained the same girl, and she’s just not the same person any more

Usually you hear someone say that fame or money didn’t change the person and you think that is just great. However, if Paris hasn’t changed one bit that means she was a shallow, drunk, party girl at 5 years old. Her parents did a good job raising that one. I was in a cabana in Vegas next to the Hilton sisters a few years ago and let me tell you they didn’t even say hello to us — thus she is shallow and only likes famous people!

Hate to think that Paris is
the normal one!

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Ever wondered how celebs can look so fabulous one second and so foul the next? How can trend-setting celebs go from fashion icon to fashion disaster almost overnight? One day they look like beautiful Hollywood starlets and the next they are major fashion faux-pas.

TMZ looks at the bipolar fashion of Hollywood sirens Mischa Barton, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate Olsen, and Sienna Miller.

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source: TMZ
 

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That’s right Paris Hilton no longer eats meat of any kind.  She has sworn off the tasty juicy goodness of steaks, chicken, pork, and so much more.

The blonde star says she converted to vegetarianism after the former model, the estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney, showed her a shocking video of animal cruelty.

Celebrities change religions, eating habits, and significant others like I change socks.  If it is really that easy for her to stop doing things than why didn’t she watch her porno and decide to stop being so sleazy?  The only thing left now if for Tom Cruise and Madonna to battle over her soul.  Come on Paris will it be Kaballah or Scientology????

MMMM - it’s vegetarian because
there is lettuce on it

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The 25 year old singer, actress, model, and visionary has decided she doesn’t want to be an old mom and wants kids.  I think it’s great that she is so focused on something and didn’t just say this after some other big celebrity had a kid or something.

“I know in my heart of hearts I would be a great mother,” Hilton told the London Mirror. “I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel that I would have a lot to give to my children”

Way to go Paris…you have reached an entire new level of air-headedness - if that isn’t a word it is now so deal with it! If i recall correctly Paris didn’t have the best of luck with her little doggie did she?  Does she realize that if she loses a child she can’t just put up pretty pink signs, go on Access Hollywood, and buy a close looking replica of the original?  Well they are getting much better tracking chips developed which could be useful.

“Please help this dog is like a child to me”
That poor kid!

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No seriously stop laughing - OK you can laugh go ahead.  That is like a newborn baby saying breast milk is yucky - just won’t happen.  Babies are born with the natural instinct to go for the goods and get their milk.  Paris was born with a similar instinct, but it involves in going for goods a bit south and on a man.

One-night stands are not for me. I think it’s gross when you just give it up.

Does she think she is fooling her parents with that line?  I am sure Paris believes what she is saying, but I also don’t think she understands the words that are coming out of her mouth.  Someone get the girl a dictionary so she can look up the word easy.  Maybe seeing her picture nest to it might help clear things up.

I am so not easy!

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Looks like Paris Hilton’s recent hook-up with hockey player Jose Theodore has destroyed a family. Theordore denied reports of anything big happening, but those views aren’t shared.

“Theodore’s girlfriend of eight years — who also happens to be the mother of their three-month-old daughter — disagreed and booted Theodore, according to reports.”[MSNBC]

Paris Hilton is just checking off items on the Sure ways to go to Hell Checklist. Date every guy in Hollywood, date at least two Greek billionaires, make a porno, crash your car, etc. I guess money can’t buy class.