Just when you think that “One Night in Paris” was the end to the heiress’ sex tape library a new one has emerged - though not as racy. A video believed to be part of her storage shed fiasco that revealed a lot of Paris’ dirty little secrets has been discovered showing Paris enjoying her bath just a bit too much.
The clip is believed to have been discovered in a storage vault after Paris forgot to pay the rent. In the video, Paris swims around the huge bath, soaks herself with a shower head and even jokes about her past sex tape scandals.
Who has a bathtub big enough to swim in? Paris just loves her bubbles doesn’t she? The video has actually made it on to you tube in an edited format that covers Paris up enough to be only slightly disturbing. In one scene Paris almost gets sucked down the trai, but luckily her ego was too big to make it down.
I think it is time for Paris Hilton to take some stripper pole classes at Crunch gym or something. maybe give Carmen Electra a call for private lessons because is if these picture from Marquee are any indication of what she is capable of there is no hope. Paris was squeezing her so called chest together to give a sexy look, but it came cross as a drunk train wreck that you can’t stop looking at. Try not looking at these pictures - I DARE YOU!
Paris Hilton is really taking this saving the world thing seriously since she has been out of prison. That is if saving the world and making a difference include traveling to Asia to pose for pictures, sign lucrative clothing deals, judge a beauty pageant, and party as saving the world then she is rocking it! She was back in New York City last night and saw what global warming is doing to the world as it rained on her expensive clothes in November! Damn it people it should be snowing by now!!
Paris Hilton was hanging out at JJ Mahoney’s in Seoul, Korea yesterday . She was trying to look sexy in a silver sparkly dress, but her pictures tell the story. Paris hammed it up for the camera and it looks like she piced up some poses from her DVD. Some of those looks have definitely has been seen before.
Paris Hilton is on her way back from her whirlwind tour to Asia. Hilton took part in several functions while including speaking out for alcoholic elephants, pushing some purses, and smiling for being famous for nothing. On her way out of the country Paris wore some serious 80’s style neon that will actually hurt your eyes.
In news that will make you feel sick to your stomach Paris Hilton will be replacing Lindsay Lohan for New Year’s Eve. Lohan had been schedule to host a party at the LAX nightclub at the Luxor in Vegas, but in an effort to stay sober backed out o the event. Who would the club turn to in order to stay a hot party spot? Paris Hilton is taking over the the recently sober Lohan. The kicker is that Paris will take home a cool $1,000,000 to host the event!!! What the hell did I go to college for and why am I working 40 hours a week?? I can only imagine what drinks are gonna cost at this event! I did New Year’s in Vegas to see in 2001, but no way would I be waiting online 6 hours to see Paris up in a VIP section.
Now that I am out of prison I am going to help…what?!?
One Million – forget the people I need money!
Paris Hilton is a Halloween freak I tell you. Paris, who can’t make it to Africa to help a worth cause, had attended three separate Halloween parties in three equally slutty costumes. We had Paris the Sailor Girl, Paris in Wonderland, and now I bring you Private Paris. Oh yes she was all done up in full military gear - well if full military gear included green contacts, a little hat, and camouflage lingerie. I don’t see why she can’t just be original and go as the box cover to her best selling DVD “One Night in Paris”. That would be original, funny, and show that she can roll with the punches. This little gathering took place at LAX nightclub at the Luxor Hotel and Casino in Vegas.
PARIS HILTON is being sued by a woman who claims the blonde socialite ’stole’ her look. The Simple Life star has been accused of causing “emotional distress” to fellow Californian, Nicolle O’Neill, who fancies herself as an inspiration to the party-loving heiress. In a bizarre personal injury complaint filed in Los Angeles Superior Court earlier this month (18Oct07), O’Neill alleges that she suffers psychologically because of Hilton and accuses the 26-year-old of ripping off her style, including fashion-related “patens” (sic) and “stiling” (sic) tips. Two pages of documents spell out specific charges against Hilton, including a claim that she stole O’Neill’s idea to expose her underwear under her trousers. O’Neill also claims Paris swiped her idea to shop in vintage stores for retro dresses. Hilton has yet to issue a response to the allegations.
Paris Hilton is nothing if not thorough when it comes to being prepared for all the hot Halloween parties in
California. She won’t let raging forest fires or a canceled trip to Africa keep her from finding the sluttiest looking costumes around. This time Paris is one upping her naughty sailor outfit with a whorish rendition of Alice in Wonderland. This one got a bit cheeky around the back if you ask me.
Paris Hilton might not be going to Africa to help bring awareness to the many causes impacting the people of Rwanda, but she is going to a costume party in Bel Air! That’s right Paris Hilton is not taking the news of a postponed trip lying down. She went out and picked up a sexy sailor suit to bring awareness to the fact that she more than just a good will ambassador. Judging by the pictures Paris has learned how to exit an SUV without showing the world her baby maker.
Paris Hilton will have to wait in her attempt to bring some meaning to her life and fill the emptiness that she sees as her soul. Hilton’s plan to travel to Rwanda has been put on hold do to some issues with the charitable organization involved.
“Due to the restructuring of the Playing for Good Foundation, the philanthropic trip to Rwanda that the foundation had previously planned with Paris has been postponed,” the children’s charity said Thursday in a statement.
Apparently only one organization is able to bring meaning to Paris’ life. You would think a woman with pretty much any resource at her disposable could find another group to help with her presence. Why take the chance to set up more contacts, have your assistants call people, find new magazines to interview with, and find new outfits for photo shoots. Hopefully there is enough booze in LA to ease the pain from her empty soul.
Doing work for my servants every Thursday can
give my life meaning too!
Paris Hilton is starring in a new horror film that is kinda like “Little Shop of Horrors” on acid. It isopera meets Hostel in a futuristic film about organ harvesting gone awry.
In the not-so-distant future when an epidemic of organ failures devastates the planet, scientists gear for a massive organ harvest. A biotech giant comes up with easy organ payment plans, but all financed organs are subject to legal default, including repossession at the hands of repo men.
Enjoy the preview, but be warned you might think it is an S&M version of Paris’ sex tape and it is not! Also note that Paris does sing in the preview and I am don’t think she kept up those vocal lessons.
I know I’m late posting this as I have been doing a lot of work on the site, but had to post anyways cause it’s too funny.
Paris Hilton will never do the David Letterman show again after he repeatedly asked her about the time she spent in jail. At first Paris was playing along, but after about 5 minutes straight Paris said that she would like to move on and not talk about it anymore.
But Letterman kept on and apparently Paris have a breakdown backstage after and said that she will never do the show again because Letterman was rude. I’m sure he is devastated!
I love the fact that she kept on saying that people thought she was so strong for going through what she did. What? She had to sit in a cell by herself away from all the other inmates for a few days. I can’t stand the way bitch waves either!
Unlike her post-jail interview with Larry King, the king of US chat show David Letterman did not bring out the kid gloves for his interview with heiress Paris Hilton.
Witty Letterman grilled Paris with questions about her stint in jail, and she was soon left uncharacteristically speechless during her guest appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman.
Hilton, who served 23 days in prison for driving on a suspended license, was definitely not amused when she found herself the butt of Letterman’s jokes when she appeared on his show.
Letterman, bombarded her with questions about her time in jail instead of asking her about her new fragrance.
He began by welcoming Paris and asking her, “How did you find your time in jail?”.
He then went on to quiz the Simple Life star on prison food and whether she lost any weight behind bars.
“I’m not answering any more questions about it,” she snapped. “I’m here for my clothing line, my movie and my perfume. I’m not here to talk about that.”
After asking her whether she preferred Los Angeles or New York, the talk show host said: “How did you like jail?” “Not so much,” was the frosty response from the hotel heiress.
Watch the interview here
The chat show audience were in stitches as Letterman proceeded to ask Hilton question after question about what it was like being locked up.
Paris claimed she only ate one hard-boiled egg and an orange for breakfast, would skip the baloney sandwich lunch and then eat her dinner alone in her cell. “Dinner was jail-mystery meat. I have no idea what it was but it was pretty bad.”
“It was pretty bad,” she said. “It’s not supposed to be good - it’s jail.”
Letterman continued to mock Paris further by asking how she came to be in prison. He joked, “What is it you did? Do you know what you did?”
He also asked her why pal Nicole Richie had only spent 45 minutes in prison, after driving the wrong way on the freeway high on drugs.
When Paris didn’t reply, he laughed hysterically and shook his head.
The Simple Life star seemed to turn scarlet before exclaiming,
“I’ve moved on with my life so I don’t really want to talk about it anymore.”
Unfortunately for Paris, the quick-witted host had no intention of not talking about it and when a supportive member of the audience shouted ‘I love you, Paris!’, Letterman quipped: “Is that somebody you met in jail?”
Clearly mortified, Paris tried to make him stop by making puppy dog eyes and cried: “Now you’re making me sad I came because you’re hurting my feelings.”
“I’ve moved on with my life,” she said with a forced smile.
“So I don’t really want to talk about it any more.”
But Letterman was insistent, asking her whether she made friends in the clink, and asking if she had received letters about it since.
“I’m going on to the next question,” Hilton snapped back, holding her hand in the air. “I’m over it.
Letterman eventually apologised, but had to fight hard not to mock her further when she began to talk about her up-and-coming new film, Repro! The Genetic Opera, a musical horror movie in which Paris sings.
Paris Hilton appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman on Friday evening and didn’t seem all that happy about the lines of questions. letterman brought up Paris’ prison time in the first 30 seconds and it made for a great interview - if you weren’t Paris Hilton!
Paris Hilton Has a New Perfume Called “Can-Can” (Photos)
Paris Hilton has a new perfume inspired by Moulin Rouge and can-can dancing. Hense why her new perfume is appropriately called “Scent of a slut”. Actually no, they decided that name was too realistic and wanted more of a fantasy campaign so they decided to really brain storm and came up with….”Can-Can”.
E.T. Online also has a video of Paris behind the scenes of shooting some of the ads:
Paris Hilton behind the scenes of perfume ads (Video)
I always love when celebs say shit like Paris did in that video. “Whenever I come out with a new fragrance I always wear it everyday”. It’s not she made the perfume… they are just the marketing of the perfume… she didn’t make anything. They hire fragrance companies to make it for them.
Then they are just like, “make it smell more flowery”.
So Paris went drastic with her new hair and opions are all over the place from looks great, looks old, looks dated, and just plain awful. What is your opinion?
