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Robert Downey Jr, Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Tom Cruise, and Matthew McConaughey were on hand in Los Angeles for the world premiere of their new comedy Tropic Thunder.  Tom was escorted by his wife Katie Holmes and she was looking quiet nice towering over he little husband.  Still was accompanied by his gorgeous wife and co-star Christine Taylor.  The movie itself is meeting some opposition from groups representing the mentally challenged who are now calling for a nationwide boycott of the film.  Expect that to have little impact on the opening weekend which should take down Batman as the number 1 film in the country.

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Tropic Thunder TrailerKellie Pickler at Country ThunderKim Kardashian reality show premiere partyJessica Simpson in short shorts is good CountryHilary and Haylie Duff at the Entourage PremiereAngelina splits for Beowulf London premiereCarrie shows great legs at Country ThunderHot Gossip Links May 14, 2008

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Tom Cruise to hills little girl Suri to visit mommy on the set of “Eli Stone” at historic Union Station in Los Angeles.   After spending time with Katie Tom left with his little lady, but did come back to later on to pick up his wife.  Tom was seen carrying Suri’s doll which we assume she forgot on the set and wasn’t Suri turned into a doll by some crazy Scientology witchcraft.

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Tom Cruise to hills little girl Suri to visit mommy on the set of “Eli Stone” at historic Union Station in Los Angeles.   After spending time with Katie Tom left with his little lady, but did come back to later on to pick up his wife.  Tom was seen carrying Suri’s doll which we assume she forgot on the set and wasn’t Suri turned into a doll by some crazy Scientology witchcraft.

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Jennifer Lopez is about to sign a spiritual contract with Tom Cruise and his cult followers. J-Lo has asked Tom Cruise to be the Godfather to her two new born twins. This makes perfect sense to me if it is true because if she is concerned about the children’s safety she can make use of Tom’s many spaceships and futuristic technology to track them anywhere in he universe.

“Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids’ godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the end Jennifer managed to convince him to agree.”

SBS

I bet the kids will have to wear tin foils hats to protect their minds from the alien mind control devices that have been trying to get at Tom Cruise for years. Doesn’t Jenny have any family back on the block that would be a better fit as Godfather for her children?

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Scientology spent over 6 figures to help celebrate the birthday of its most loyal subjects in 2004. Tom Cruise celebrated with some singing and dancing that really showed off his skill as a follower of aliens. Check out the video of Tom singing and dancing — it really makes you want to get on that UFO doesn’t it?

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It is one of Hollywood’s biggest mysteries: Did Tom Cruise actually set up auditions to find a wife? Well, according to ex-Scientologist Marc Headley, abso-Xenu-lutely! Marc, who used to produce promotional films for the religion, spoke to Britain’s News of the World and said that following Tom’s split from Penelope Cruz in 2004, the megastar told his BFF (and head of Scientology) David Miscavige that he was having trouble meeting women. So the church sent out a casting call that said, “There’s an upcoming Tom Cruise movie you might get a part in. Come for an audition.” There were of course restrictions: You had to be single, pretty and in your twenties.

While a few female Scientologists were rounded up — Traffic’s Erika Christensen and CSI: Miami’s Sofia Milos — they were all rejected as Tom focused his attention on bigger stars. “They went for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order,” Marc says. “Jennifer and Jessica didn’t bite but Scarlett took the bait and came in for an audition. When she arrived and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood, she freaked out and didn’t do a tape…”

But Katie Holmes popped into the Scientologist’s minds because she had previously spoken out about her crush on Tom. “They got her to L.A. and introduced her to Tom. The moment he meets her, he’s enthralled with her and he told Miscavige later, “I knew immediately she was the one,” Marc says.

And they all lived happily ever after…

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The newest sketch video over at Funny or Die focuses on what would happen if you invited Tom Cruise to your house party. Oh you guessed it he would become the ultimate cock block. Watch the drama unfold!

Tom Cruise Is a Cock-Block on FunnyOrDie.com

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This is a great spoof of the Tom Cruise Scientology video.

For the full story behind the spoof turn the page…

We got this creepy phone call in reference to a Tom Cruise spoof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV-LK-W73Zs

Here’s a quick back story:

Basically, we posted our Tom Cruise spoof on Friday Jan 25th on super deluxe and damnshow.com. We started getting these weird emails on Saturday. We didn’t think much about it.

I got a call from one of my friends about 8am Monday morning saying that site was down. An article ran in the Athens paper on Tuesday Jan 29th about the incident.

http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/012908/news_20080129045.shtml

the only thing on the site was the message: “Seek the Fundamental Truth”

Later that day we got this phone call. We also received an email from someone claiming to be from the associated press investigative division and they wanted a bunch of information about IP addresses and server logs etc. I called the AP and no one by that name works for them. Since all of this stuff has happened, we decided to release the uncut version of this video.

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Katie Holmes might be bringing another baby Cruise into the world.  Rumors are swirling that the robotic Holmes is preparing for a new arrival by purchasing baby clothes and some items for Suri.  Katie hasn’t had the best press lately as her husband battles the devils of psychiatry, promotes Scientology, and fights an unauthorized biography.  Not to mention Katie’s flop of a new movie with Mad Money doing nothing at the box office.

The Batman Begins star visited Los Angeles baby boutique Petit Tresor with Suri - her 21-month-old daughter with husband Tom Cruise - where she spent over $2000 on baby clothes.

A source said: “Katie ordered loads of cute girlie spring dresses for Suri.

But she also bought a pink t-shirt which said ‘Big Sister‘ and two matching romper suits, one which said ‘Little Sister’ and one which said ‘Little Brother’.”

SMH

Remember when Katie Holmes was just the cute girl from Dawson’s Creek that got really sexy for awhile?  She had that hot topless scene in The Gift - really the only good thing about that movie - and not she is like a Posh Spice robot clone.  I miss the old Katie!

Didn’t she used to look so much better?

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For those that have not seen Tom Cruise praise the wonders of Scientology in his latest interview I will give you the chance. i am not sure how long this will stay online since other versions have been pulled - so watch it fast!

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The Bambi Awards were held in Germany and the stars came out.  The Bambi Awards are an annual German event hosted by media giant Hubert Bruda Media.  Katie Holmes showed off her new Suri inspired hair style as she towered over her little husband, Tom Cruise.  Rihanna was stunning in a cheetah print dress while Eva Longoria was classy in red.

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Today in New York City was the ING Marathon and to my surprise their was a celebrity involved that i was not aware was competing. Katie Holmes, that’s right Katie Holmes, competed in and completed the 26.2 mile race.  Katie’s time of 5 hours 13 minutes and 37 seconds is a respectable time as she averaged around 12 minutes per mile.  She should have gone with a slightly more supportive jog bra has her nipples completed the race 3 seconds before she did.  Tom and Suri were waiting at the finish line and Tom had on his crazy smile.

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Has Tom Cruise been hiding some extra poundage he put on during his time in Italy pigging out on some bad food?

The ‘Top Gun’ actor - who reportedly wore a corset to hide the weight he has gained when the couple tied the knot in Italy last month - began gobbling pizzas as soon as they were cooked after the ceremony.
Princess Maria Odescalchi who hosted the wedding at her family’s castle revealed to Hello magazine: “Tom at one point started eating pizzas in the kitchen as they were making them!”

Is it that tough for Tom that he has to raid the kitchen?  Is that what they teach for manners at the Scientology cult thing he uses to control Katie’s mind?  Mission Impossible 4 might involve Tom joining the cast of Celebrity Fit Club if he keeps this up.

This would be scary!

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Star Trek is not on television for the first time in over 30 years, but that isn’t stopping a new movie with a new star - Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise is in negotiations to reteam with Mission: Impossible 3 director JJ Abrams for the next Star Trek movie.

The movie superstar is reportedly a huge fan of the sci-fi franchise and jumped at the chance to play a cameo role in the new film, which will be directed by Abrams.

An insider tells Canada’s TV Guide magazine, “He didn’t even need to be begged to appear in it.”

For those of us that think Tom Cruise is already from another planet this role will just help to solidify that point.  I know the L. Ron Hubbard had nothing to do with Star Trek, but it is a better choice than Battlefield Earth — just ask John Travolta!

Katie this is your chance to get away!!!

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Could it be that the Tom Cruise is ready to make Katie an honest woman and slap  ring on her finger?

The ‘Top Gun’ actor and former ‘Dawson’s Creek’ star are said to have decided to tie the knot at the luxury £1.4 million pad on the shore of Lake Como after enjoying a holiday there last weekend.

It is believed Katie, 27, and Tom, 44, opted for an Italian wedding because it was in Rome where they confirmed their relationship with a very public kiss on the set of ‘Mission: Impossible III’.

It’s about time they are getting married.  Why can’t they do what every other couple that gets knocked up do?  Get married at city hall and tell your kid that you were married 3 months before you actually were so she doesn’t blame herself for your miserable marriage.  That is how this country was built and why Vegas weddings are needed.

First comes brainwashing, then baby, and finally
a secretive wedding in a foreign land.

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TomKat is looking to slim down.  More specifically Tom is trying to give Katie every opportunity to lose the baby weight she is still carrying.

Hollywood actor Tom Cruise is said to be very concerned of Katie Holmes’ appearance that he has taken direct involvement in his partner’s workout regimen. The actor’s new “Mission Impossible” is to reclaim Holmes’ former hard bodied physique.

For those of you that says this relationship is doomed ad just weird you should just apologize now!  How many men out there tell their significant others to get into shape, but do nothing to help them?  Well Tom is stepping up to the plate and taking charge of the situation. I mean Tom can’t be seen with a woman that is heavier than he is - especially since she is already taller than he is by a foot.

I swear to L.Ron Hubbard I will suck the food
out of your stomach!

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The successful Mission Impossible trilogy will not have Tom Cruise to lead the fourth installment.  It looks like he has worn out his welcome and another Hollywood hottie is taking over - Brad Pitt.

Sources claim Brad wouldn’t be playing Tom’s character of Ethan Hunt, but would rather play a new operative. As for Ethan? They’re reportedly considering retiring the agent to “a safe life with his new wife.”

“They’re set on Brad taking over as a gutsy new head operative who puts together his own unique team of specialists,” one source was quoted as saying.

If Tom is smart he will take all the home videos of his relationship and marriage with Katie Holmes and release a real Mission Impossible Home Edition.  I wonder how they will retie Ethan Hunt in the next movie?  Wonder if they will have him appear on a talk show and make an ass out of himself causing the biggest public relations disaster in the history of his agency.

The new Mission Impossible star?

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The magical hold that Tom Cruise has had on Katie Holmes for over a year appears to be weaking in Colorado.

According to Britain’s Sunday Mirror newspaper, she told the visitor: “I don ‘t have my own life any more. I’m not comfortable.”

I don’t know why she wouldn’t feel comfortable.  What woman with a budding film carrer wouldn’t want to be man handled on a national talk show, kept in solitude, and not actually utter a word in public  for a year?  Sounds like a dream come true if you ask me!

Oh she will be mine!

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Tom Cruise is the inspiration behind a new proposal for a law, but not in a good way. 

Almost one year after actor Tom Cruise told television interviewer Barbara Walters that he had purchased a personal ultrasound machine to monitor his and fiancee Katie Holmes’ fetus, California lawmakers are asking Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to sign a bill that would limit sales of the machines to licensed medical professionals.

Dubbed the “Tom Cruise bill,” the measure seeks to prevent anxious parents who are looking for new ways to peek at their unborn from purchasing the machines for home use.

Sometimes having too much money can get you into trouble.  You would think that with his own personal ultrasound machine that he would have had one of those pictures in Vanity Fair, but nooooo.  Maybe Tom was trying to find out if he really had a brain after his outburst on Oprah or something.  It was in California so if he claims it was for medicinal use he might get away with it - California is a bit liberal when it comes to use of medical stuff for medicinal use.

If I wear this white coat
it’s like I am a doctor!

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The long awaited pictures of Suri Cruise have finally been unveiled by Vanity Fair. Check out the head of hair on that kid!

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This weeks covers - Paris, TomKat, Kate and Owen

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You decide

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Could it be?!?!?  Real actual photos of the baby Cruise?  According to some published reports it looks like Vanity Fair has landed the most mysterious photos since the Loch ness Monster.

According to the New York Post, Vanity Fair has reportedly landed the rights to publish the first photos of the baby born to actors Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Suri Cruise was born April 18th, but has yet to be seen by the public. The pictures for the magazine were said to have already been taken by celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz and will be published this fall.

I for one do not believe this story, but I will give Vanity Fair the benefit of the doubt.  I still believe this child was created by Pixar and is permitted in to the sunlight. When and if the pictures are published I bet they are taken inside a special Scientology nursery that block all outside sun and air.  The world will be stunned!

We never did actually see that belly

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This time it’s Penelope Cruz is coming forward and claiming she has seen the chosen child. Once again there is no proof of an actual sighting just a statement.

“She’s really beautiful. She’s one of the most beautiful babies I’ve ever seen,” Cruz said.

You just have to love how close friends and old lovers are the only ones that can claim to have seen this baby.  At some point this creation will have to see the light of day or it might burst into flames the first time it is outside.  Until there is actual proof of a living child it will be referred to as it or creation.  People can hack Paris Hilton’s Sidekick and post her address book, but no one can get a picture of this baby?  I bet Tom donated it to Scientology already.

Suri sighting 2006!! News at 11

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Another Suri sigthing has occurred and this time it was Jada Pinkett Smith that was blessed with the miracle.  Once again however there are no pictures of Jada going to the cruise home, leaving the cruise home, or of the baby.

“She’s one of the sweetest babies I’ve ever met in my life,” Pinkett Smith tells People magazine. “She’s an absolute beauty and she’s Daddy’s little girl.” Pinkett Smith and her husband, Will Smith, have visited Suri twice, both times at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ mansion in Beverly Hills, Calif.

The Pixar folks are making good progress on the creation of Suri.  Either that or aliens are still working on the advanced cloning method being used to create the next ruler of scientology.  At some point this child will learn how to walk and will run screaming from that house and the world will be waiting to check for the microchips.

This is believed to be what Suri will loo like
in her first appearance. (Yes it’s Vicki the
Robot from the hit show Small Wonder)