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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt relocated to France to have their new twins for one big reason. French law is very serious when it comes to protecting celebs against overly aggressive paparazzi.   Well it seems with million of potential dollars out there for pictures of the new twins has made some photogs willing to take some risks.  Brangelina’s bodyguards found two camouflaged paparazzi hiding on the grounds of their estate and a scuffle broke out.

“One can imagine that if you discover someone in your garden who is taking your photo then you’re not necessarily going to politely show them the way out,” she said.

Police took everyone downtown to the nearby village of Carces and took statements. A judge will rule on whether the legal complaints should be pursued further, she said.
CNN

Now I don’t agree with the fact that the paparazzi trespassed onto the grounds of the estate to try and snap pictures, but the fact that celebrities, including Pitt-Jolie, have sold their baby pictures for millions of dollars helps you to understand why they did it.  Celebrities will complain about privacy and not wanting their children exploited…unless of course a magazine want to pay $10 million and after that feel free to snap away.

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Angelina Jolie attended the premiere of her full length animated feature Kung Fu Panda at Cannes and she was showing off her twins.  Hey I mean the baby bump which everyone now knows hold two little Brangelina’s.  Sure the cleavage might be distracting to some, but for the rest of us the motherly glow surrounding Angelina is just unmistakable.  Oh yeah Brad Pitt was with her also, but Angelina just outshines him on the red carpet.

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Jennifer Lopez is about to sign a spiritual contract with Tom Cruise and his cult followers. J-Lo has asked Tom Cruise to be the Godfather to her two new born twins. This makes perfect sense to me if it is true because if she is concerned about the children’s safety she can make use of Tom’s many spaceships and futuristic technology to track them anywhere in he universe.

“Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids’ godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the end Jennifer managed to convince him to agree.”

SBS

I bet the kids will have to wear tin foils hats to protect their minds from the alien mind control devices that have been trying to get at Tom Cruise for years. Doesn’t Jenny have any family back on the block that would be a better fit as Godfather for her children?

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The $6 million twins are on the cover of People magazine this week with their proud mommy. Jennifer, Max, and Emme grace the cover and the proud father you ask? His skeletor like frame was unable to fit on the cover and I believe peolpe feared it might scare the children. Since People’s lawyers have already scolded me for posting a cover in the past of Christina Aguilera I will direct you to the site where you can experience the true joy associated with seeing the babies Anthony-Lopez.

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Looks like Angelina Jolie will be adding two new little ones to the family. Brad Pitt confirmed that the couple is in fact expecting twins so the adopted kids will be equal to the biological ones.

“Brad’s been very quiet about this pregnancy so far but this was the weekend he decided to let the cat out of the bag. He’s telling everybody close to him, because he’s having to change around his work schedule to get ready for the birth.

“They’re having twins, Angelina is healthy, and he’s thrilled that he’s going to be a father once again.

Daily Mail

Wonder where Angelina will seclude herself this time to have the babies. I bet she has each baby in a different impoverished country so she can claim to have children from 6 different places. That way she will feel like she is adopting all 6 of them. It would be boring the they were just born in Los Angles right?

Where will the other two kids fit?

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Jennifer Lopez is the proud mother of twin babies and she reportedly spent a boat load per kid to ensure her birthing experience was as divaful as possible!

Sources says Lopez, who delivered a boy and a girl at North Shore University Hospital in New York on February 22, shelled out $700,000 to reserve the lavish birthing suite at the hospital. She also spent $175,000 per week for the suit, which had been reserved for three weeks even before she checked in. The birthing suite has a large Apple computer monitor, private kitchen, two flat-screen TVs, and white couches. The 38-year-old singer/actress and her husband, Marc Anthony, paid another $300,000 for the private doctors and nurses, $300,000 for the security, and $100,000 for the personal assistants. According to In Touch magazine, an insider had heard that Lopez called her newborns.

Now the big news is that the names of the babies might have leaked according to InTouch magazine. Based on whispers heard round the hospital the babies were referred to as Maximiano and Emelina. If those are the real names or just decoys used to throw some nosy nurse off is still not known. I guess we will just have to wait for the $6 million cover that will easily make up for the cost of the birthing.