Actor Will Ferrell and his wife, Viveca, are expecting their second child, Ferrell announced Thursday night on the Tonight Show With Jay Leno. The new baby will join son Magnus, 2.

Another Suri sigthing has occurred and this time it was Jada Pinkett Smith that was blessed with the miracle.  Once again however there are no pictures of Jada going to the cruise home, leaving the cruise home, or of the baby.

“She’s one of the sweetest babies I’ve ever met in my life,” Pinkett Smith tells People magazine. “She’s an absolute beauty and she’s Daddy’s little girl.” Pinkett Smith and her husband, Will Smith, have visited Suri twice, both times at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ mansion in Beverly Hills, Calif.

The Pixar folks are making good progress on the creation of Suri.  Either that or aliens are still working on the advanced cloning method being used to create the next ruler of scientology.  At some point this child will learn how to walk and will run screaming from that house and the world will be waiting to check for the microchips.

This is believed to be what Suri will loo like
in her first appearance. (Yes it’s Vicki the
Robot from the hit show Small Wonder)

The maker of dead language movies apparently had a bit too much of the happy juice last night and got himself in some trouble.  Gibson was caught out in Malibu early this morning, but not many details are available.

“Mel Gibson was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence. He was released later this morning. The investigation was still ongoing, just like it would be with any other person.”

Now Mel, What Would Jesus Do?  If he had been thinking that he would have never had gone into that bar and had those drinks!!  Can’t these celebrities find a designated drive or pay for a cab????  This is why Celebrities R Idiots!

K-Fed finally makes a friend and Britney just can’t take the fact that she has to share him. What does she do? She goes and fires the pool boy and he didn’t go quietly.

“I was hanging out a little bit,” ex-employee Jon LaLanne told In Touch Weekly. “She came out screaming at Kevin for lying around, then looked at me like I was to blame.” The next day, LaLanne, says he got a call from Spears’ people, telling him not to report for work. LaLanne, son of the famed exercise guru Jack LaLanne, also has a band, and he says he and K-Fed would talk music. But, he claims, Spears would get jealous when her hubby talked to anyone else. “She wants Kevin on a leash,” LaLanne told the mag. “She fires everybody. I figured, ‘Why not me?’ I just didn’t expect her to be so mean.” He adds: “It’s a revolving door there. She’s not the nice person everyone thinks she is.”

This is just shocking to me. Maybe the pool boy was giving Kevin advice on how to earn some extra money while he waits for his music career to catch on or maybe he was giving him some cool workouts from his dad. I don’t know what this world has come to when Britney fires everyone around her….who will get fired next?

Y’all stop talking! Seriously pay attention to me! That’s
it you are fired! Not you Kevin sit back down and
work on that new rap.
(don’t be confused this is an old picture)

After her meltdown on the set of her new movie last week the CEO of Morgan Creek has issued a harsh letter to Lindsay, her mother, publicist, her priest, they guy on the corner in the poncho, and anyone else who needs to be made aware.  It looks like Lindsay’s partying ways have upset the person footing the multi-million dollar bill for her movie.

To date, your actions on Georgia Rule have been discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional,” Robinson wrote in his missive, which is available for perusal on the Smoking Gun Website. “You have acted like a spoiled child and in doing so have alienated many of your coworkers and endangered the quality of this picture,” Robinson added, claiming that Lohan’s actions had caused “hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage” to the production.

So when i said Lindsay’s veins were full of booze it looks like i was on the right track.  If ever partied too much, went to work, and caused hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage I wonder if I would just get a nasty letter?  I think getting a mean letter in Hollywood when you are the star of a movie is like getting a wedgie in gym class in front of the cheerleaders.  Now if he said that Morgan Creek would seek to recoup the losses form her salary I could understand, but no one in Hollywood has the balls to do that!

Oh my God I am so drunk!!! Stop
yelling at me in letter…you know
I hate reading when I am hungover!!!

Movie lovers Hugh Jackman and Scarlett Johansson are in secret talks to team up for a new movie musical.

The pals, who steam up the big screen in Woody Allen’s new film Scoop, spent downtime on the set in London crooning their favourite show tunes and now Jackman reveals there are plans for them to hit the high notes together.

The Aussie actor, who started his career in musical theatre and wowed Broadway, New York critics as the star of stage show The Boy From Oz, admits he can’t wait to sing and dance with Johansson.

He says, “She’s just very funny, very quick and she’s a pure delight. I have to say she’s an amazing singer. We used to sing a lot off camera.

“She’s particularly amazing for a young girl, loves the old standards – Rodgers and Hammerstein, Rodgers and Hart, Ella Fitzgerald, (Frank) Sinatra; that kind of era.

“She knows every lyric of every Rodgers and Hammerstein song ever written. I mean it’s kind of extraordinary. So we used to do a few duets in the make-up trailer.

Country star Garth Brooks’ ex-wife has spoken out about her kidnap ordeal in April (06), revealing the fugitive who abducted her was a lover she was trying to dump.

Sandy Brooks, 44, hit the headlines when 28-year-old gang member Quintine Harper kidnapped her outside her Oklahoma home at gunpoint.

The terrified mother of three sobbed as she drove away from bondsmen, who had arranged to meet her at her home to arrest Harper, with the fugitive at her side.

Minutes later she plucked up the courage to make a dash for safety and ran into a store. Harper was arrested shortly afterwards.

But, in her recent court testimony, obtained by American tabloid the Globe, Brooks confesses Harper had been her lover and she had upset her ex-husband by inviting him to stay with her and her daughters just months after meeting the thug last October (05).

Things turned nasty, according to the court testimony, when Brooks grew tired of her lover’s lazy ways and demanded he get a job or move out.

Pamela Anderson confirmed reports about her rumored engagement to Kid Rock and revealed some of the ridiculous wedding plans. For celebrities one wedding is just not enough to convey there life long bond.

Anderson confirmed she would be marrying the 35-year-old rocker, whose real name is Bob Ritchie, in St. Tropez, France, before returning for several wedding celebrations across the U.S. “We had to do Malibu, we’ve got to do Detroit and we’ve got to do Nashville,” she told those gathered for a news conference to launch her new online poker website, PamelaPoker.com.Now

Does getting married four times in two countries require more effort when they get divorced in six months? Will they get the marriage annulled in the US, but still be married in France? Sure this marriage could last a lifetime and I could grow breasts and pose in Playboy. Let’s give these two the benefit of the doubt now. It’s not like these are the kind of people that would make random sex videos and have them leak to the world on the Internet for all to see……oh yeah I forgot about those….anyway good luck kids!

AP

David Letterman has done the impossible! The late night host will host the biggest feud in young Hollywood on his show in September. That’s right – Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie will appear together on the show.

Former best friends and stars of ‘The Simple Life’ Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are reportedly about to end their two year old feud on live TV. The TV stars and budding pop stars are to appear together on the David Letterman show in September.

If anyone can broker peace between these two it’s Letterman. If he can fix up these two than he should be sent to the middle east to take care of all those issues. I wonder if Paris agreeing to this has anything to do with her new CD coming out in a few weeks? I don’t think Paris would use a troubled lifelong friendship to promote her own music career do you? Good luck Dave — if you make this work we can all look forward to The Simple Life 4!!

Dave you’re our olny hope….we believe in you!!!

You read that correctly. Scientists have conducted an in depth study to determine which Hollywood starlet has the best legs. The study proved that Jennifer Aniston has better legs than Jessica Simpson, Beyonce, and anyone one else you can think of!

Scientists came up with a specific formula, which involves multiplying the proportions of the leg and thigh, and the texture of skin, to calculate the perfect pair of pins. Due to the “ideal” proportions of her legs and her smooth skin, Aniston scored an impressive 14.67, the highest score of anyone tested.

Now all you kids out there that think science is for nerds and geeks you better pay attention in school because you can look at hot chicks all day and say it’s research. Congratulations Jen from all of use here at Celebridiot — this will show Brad what the is missing!

Yep I would say those scientists did a good job!

Eddie Van Halen has coupled up with porno director Michael Ninn to write and perform two songs for the new Ninn Worx feature, “Sacred Sin.” This will be the first time a famous rocker has lent his name to an adult film, AVN.com reports. The tunes are called “Rise” and “Catherine,” a remix of the theme from Ninn’s 2005 movie of the same title. Van Halen is not worried he’ll be criticized for penning porn music. “I’m working with a friend – very simple. I like his work. Michael Ninn is like Spielberg to me: the imagery, the way he makes things look, just sensual,” he said.

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According to reports on MSNBC Britney Spears isn’t having an uneventful pregnancy.  You have to wonder if all the tabloid stress, mooching husband, traveling, and Dateline interviews are taking it’s toll or is it something else?

The “Oops!… I Did It Again” crooner went into false labor on July 15, according to In Touch Weekly, and now has her doctor on speed dial. “She’s fine now,” a “family insider” told the mag. “Britney started cramping. She had a real scare.” Spears also had a few health scares during her first pregnancy……Spears, who is seven months pregnant, learned that she needs to cut down on the Cheetos. “After indulging in junk food during her first two trimesters, she hired a nutritionist to help her follow a well-balanced diet, a “pal” told ITW. “She wasn’t eating enough vegetables.”

So after reading that you have to think was Britney in false labor or does she need some fiber in her diet?  Maybe a supplement would help — they make chewables Britney so it will be just like eating.  You can even put some spray on cheese on that bad boy.  Of course the cramping could be from listening to K-Fed’s new rap which will premiere at the Teen Choice Awards — oh that’s gonna be great!

We all wish Britney the best, but doesn’t that
kid just look like he knows his teen years
will not be that easy?

We try to ignore Paris, but she makes it pretty damn impossible to do so. This time she has come out and said that she has no feuds in Hollywood. However when you read the article she says something that makes you think that she might not understand what the word feud means.

When grilled about her supposed fight with Lohan over ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, Hilton fumes, “That was crap. She’s never even hung out with Stavros.” “He thinks she’s pathetic.”

I don’t think calling a supposed feud mate pathetic is a good way to show you don’t have a feud. Maybe she thinks feud is something you eat and she was saying she hadn’t had any feud today just a protein shake or something. That’s like saying I’m a virgin if you don’t count all the times i had sex.

If this three fought all those sticks might
just start a fire

Lindsay Lohan was rushed to an LA hospital today after the national heat wave took down its first celebrity.  This wasn’t quite Martin Lawrence shooting at people in a sweat suit, but it was a bit worrisome for the studio financing her new movie.

The 20 year-old actress was “overheated and dehydrated,” after spending more than 12 hours shooting in 105 F (40.5 C) heat, her representative, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, told the celebrity news show “The Insider.”

You would think that big Hollywood studios could afford to get some fans, shade covers, and maybe a trailer for the star of a new movie.  I mean you didn’t hear about the key grip or the gopher to the gopher dropping dead on the set from heat and they make those guys run out for mocha chinos all day!  I wonder if the fact that Lindsay’s veins actually full of cheap booze had anything to do with this so called heat exhaustion?

This is just an idea of what Lindsay might
have looked like after she was knocked
on her ass by the heat!

To the disappointment of many in the world it appears the mamma Simpson has some limits about how much skin Jessica shows to sell her new CD. We all know that Joe Simpson has made no secret of using what God gave Jessica to help her further her career, but he was over ruled at a recent photo shoot.

Apparently, the original plan was for Simpson to be photographed posing in her underwear while a sexy hunk buttoned up his shirt behind her on a bed. However Mama Simpson was none too happy and demanded that the male model keep his pants on. For some reason, Papa Joe had no problem at all.

I guess Joe will just have to store that mental image in the old wank bank for later use. That guy puts the stage parent role to shame. He sells Jessica like she is prime cattle on a Texas ranch during a food shortage. They keep telling us how her stint on TV was just an act and she really does have a head on her shoulder, but if that is true why can’t she decide what is too slutty? Or better yes take the pictures and let your fans decide Jess — come on take on for the team!

Yeah I mean you don’t want to get to
risque now after such purity in the past!

Ah all the jokes about boy bands and their sexual orientation have finally come true. Lance Bass, member of N*Sync, has come out of the closet and admitted what many have joked about for years…he is gay.

Lance Bass, band member of ‘N Sync, says he’s gay and in a “very stable” relationship with a reality show star. Bass, who formed ‘N Sync with Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick, tells People magazine that he didn’t earlier disclose his sexuality because he didn’t want to affect the group’s popularity.

I say good for Lance! A person should be able to come out of the closet when their fame has faded to nothing and your future career options look bleak. I’m not saying this is being used to help gain some publicity or anything, but N*Sync has been dead for 4 years and he comes out now when he is working on a pilot? Well we all wish Lance the best and hope that his Vermont wedding is lovely.

I don’t know how we could have missed this
all this time! He just seemed so tough.

Well if you can’t trust your own grandmother to keep her mouth shut who can you trust? I guess Brad found out the hard way when his nana went out blabbed about Brad’s innermost thoughts and feeling about his ex, Jennifer Aniston.

Brad promised his last wife on their wedding day they’d be together forever, and they didn’t make it. He is a sensitive soul who just wants to make sure he can keep his promise this time around.

Brad we all make promises we don’t keep throughout the course of our lives, but it just so happened that your broken promise made international news and sold millions of magazines. So if you look at the bright side Brad did help the circulation numbers of tabloids and newspapers everywhere. Of course now he is afraid to get married and can’t trust his grandmother anymore.

Oh man what the hell was I thinking!

It’s nice to see George Michael getting back in touch with nature….and himself….and unemployed van drivers. Michael, who was caught several years ago taking care of himself in a portable bathroom, was once again spotted engaging in activities in a bush that did not include bird watching.

Michael was found inside Hampstead Heath Park, a popular nighttime destination for men cruising for sex with other men. He engaged in sex acts with Norman Kirtland, a 58-year-old unemployed van driver.

I am all for a little fun in a park now and again, but for a wealthy international superstar shouldn’t he have some standards? How about an employed van driver or perhaps a guy that owns the hot dog truck at the park? At least that way when they were don’t they could have enjoyed an Oscar Meyer wiener!

Come on raise your hands if you thought this guy would do the
boom boom with an old guy in a park?? OK you can all
put your hands down now!

Kelly Rowland, better known as on of the other two from Destiny’s Child, is with child. I know what some of you are thinking, “How can that be she isn’t even married!” Well it was a shock to me since I know she broke off her long term relationship and engagement to Roy Williams.

Kelly, who is yet to name the father, is currently single after her marriage to Dallas Cowboys American football player Roy Williams was called off. The pair were said to have decided that they were too young to get married. Speaking on US talk show The View, Kelly said: “We broke the engagement, it was mutual. I think we both came to the decision that we weren’t ready.

It’s nice to know that she saw she was too young to handle the responsibility of marriage at such a young age. I case someone should have sat her down and discussed the birds and the bees or how to make sure you use Mr. Trojan. Personally I think this is probably the best thing for her because that album would have sucked — hey I’m just stating my opinion you don’t have to like it!

Better get used to holding
something else Kelly!

No backtracking needed for this endeavor for Ashlee Simpson. Acid reflux or not Ashlee has decided to cut out the singing and take on Hollywood to become an actress.

And Simpson isn’t going to take just any role offered to her – she wants “indie-style” and “quirky characters”. Simpson tells VH1: “Those are the ones I know I’ll have to stretch out of myself to become. That’s what I want right now. But I’m not necessarily jumping into one certain role. I want to have a more diverse career.”

Stretch herself with the quirky roles? What the fuck is she smoking? Did she see her reality show on MTV, her spaz out on VH1, or her singing during that bowl game? You want to stretch Ashlee why don’t you try being a real singer!

This was a great acting job!!

Well I thought I would give you folks something besides gossip on this site.  This evening I saw the new Kevin Smith movie – Clerks II.  Let me tell you I was pleasantly surprised with everything – the writing, acting, and the story.  If you were a fan of the original Clerks you will not be disappointed with this great sequel.  For those of you that have no idea what the original was about don’t worry this movie doesn’t require a lot of thinking.  If you don’t mind vulgar humor and just want a good 90 minutes of laughter have fun with this movie!