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He looks HOT!

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The craziest Tour de France in memory ended Sunday the same way the last seven had: with an American wearing the yellow jersey, this time with a Landis instead of a Lance.

Ludacris

David Spade & Maria Sharapova

Taryn Manning

Stacey Keibler

Victoria Silvesdt

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It is my and my husband’s first wedding anniversary today! One year ago it was hotter than hell – 102 degrees – we were both sweating buckets.

I love him more every day!

Happy Anniversary – and 40 more to come!

Hollywood stunner Alicia Silverstone is becoming as well known for animal cruelty campaigning as she is for acting.

The beauty who found fame as bratty Cher in Clueless, recently won the title of the world??s sexiest vegetarian in a recent poll.

But the star is now looking to break out of her prim and proper appearence recently telling the sun newspaper she wouldn??t rule out joining Pamela Anderson in baring all for anti-fur charity PETA.

Stunning Alicia, 29, was quoted as saying “I really respect the people who do it, I think it??s wonderful.

“I??d maybe do it, I wouldn??t rule it out but I think so many people are doing it the message is getting across anyway which is fantastic.”

The star animal rights supporter has also gone on record blasting fur-wearing celebrities like Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez.

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Jesus people get your minds out of the gutter!  I am talking about her cars and that is why her new commercial has been pulled.  Apparently expressing how big she likes them was too much for some to deal with….in New Zealand.

Her comments include, “why didn’t you tell me it was so big, I just wasn’t prepared for it?” and “the all new Nissan Tiida makes you feel really, really, really good inside”

Great career move there Kimmy.  Could have starred in what could have possibly been a monster hit with a Sex in the City movie, but you chose to do a car commercial over sees.  We all get it you played a whore on a TV show….what happened to the young actress that stole my heart playing a mannequin??  Well Kim where is that lady?!?!

I just miss you Kim!

It seems that if you plan on having a fundraiser in Australia you have to include Hugh Jackman.  For some reason people will shell out big buck to get into his pants.

Jackman’s jeans — decorated by a local artist and signed by the “X-Men” star — were among 17 pairs auctioned late Thursday at a “Jeans for Genes” fundraising event for the Childrens Medical Research Institute in Sydney.

There is no word on who the buyer was or if Hugh will be modeling the pants.  There is a rumor that the pants may contain some love juice that could be used to clone Hugh for future X-Men movies, but don’t quote me on that.  The Gap will be issuing a Hugh Jackman denim collection in the fall retailing at $15k — a steal if you ask me!

My God could you even imagine what this outfit would have sold for?!?
 

Oh man this isn’t for the faint of heart people!  Looks like celebrities and handheld gadgets still do not mix as Lindsay Lohan has been robbed of her blackberry password.  The main suspect you ask?  Oh yes it’s PARIS HILTON!! And she wasn’t just posting Lindsay phone numbers on the internet for fans to enjoy she was playing dirty.

“They were disgusting and very mean messages and everyone thought they were coming from Lindsay. They weren’t. Her lawyers are looking into it now. “Some people think Paris may have been involved because the wording of the messages sounds very familiar.”

These are possible excerpts from some of the messages supposedly sent by Paris to some of Lindsay’s friends: “You’re like so not hot and stuff!”, “Those shoes are like so not in anymore!”, and the worst of them all was this one “Oh my god you should see the porno I mad with your boyfriend!”.  People believe the last one sealed the deal in people’s mind that Paris is behind the messages. Lindsay should just get a Timex calculator watch and store numbers in that.

How do you even carry a Blackberry
without a belt?  That was her
first mistake!  Get a belt woman!

It’s Christmas for pedophiles: Dakota Fanning will appear nude in an upcoming movie. Eeewwww.

Well, apparently it’s Inappropriate Child Actor Joke Day on MollyGood. And what better to follow up Haley Joel Osment’s tragic car accident than raping Dakota Fanning? Only in a movie, of course. I do not actually advocate rape of Dakota Fanning, or anyone for that matter.

Seems that little Dakota has more acting balls than many actresses twice her age–she’s willing to go nude and get (fake) raped for the sake of the craft. Now, lets just see whether those scenes make the final, and fucking disturbing, cut. The New York Daily News reports:

The screenplay for “Hounddog” – a dark story of abuse, violence and Elvis Presley adulation in the rural South, written and directed by Deborah Kampmeier – calls for Fanning’s character to be raped in one explicit scene and to appear naked or clad only in “underpants” in several other horrifying moments.

Fanning’s mother, Joy, and her Hollywood agent, Cindy Osbrink, see the movie as a possible Oscar vehicle for the pint-size star. But despite Fanning’s status as a bankable actress – whose movies, including last year’s “War of the Worlds,” have earned more than half a billion dollars since 2001 – the alarming material seems to have scared off potential investors from the under-$5 million indie project.

“The two taboos in Hollywood are child abuse and the killing of animals,” a source close to the situation told me. “In this movie, both things happen.”

Child abuse, animal killing, ya know, same difference. What about animal abuse or child killing? Smooth sailing.

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Everyone listen up and listen good for I am about to tell you amazing stories.  The first child of scientology is rumored to have been seen by at least 3 people in 2 states.  I know what you are saying — where is the photographic proof?  — I understand and know that even Bigfoot and the abdominal snowman have pictures out there, but let’s hear them out first.

According to a column posted Thursday on Slate.com, longtime Steven Spielberg producers Frank Marshall and Kathleen Kennedy saw Suri in Telluride, Colorado. (The baby, presumably, was traveling with her parents.) Marshall and Kennedy, Slate said, “told friends that all seemed quite ordinary.”

This news on top of the story that Lean Remini, from the King of Queens, also saw the baby recently really makes you think.  If I am not mistaken Steven Spielberg is not a Scientologist and hasn’t donated any money to the book club.  Of course Steven could be writing a movie about the baby which will be the story line around War of the Worlds II — but once again that is just me throwing ideas out there (no it’s true believe me!)

YES!!  The plan is coming together perfectly!!
Idiots I tell you all of them!!!!  HAHAHAHAHA

Sixth Senser Haley Joel Osment was rushed to a Los Angeles-area hospital early this morning after he lost control of 1995 Saturn, hit a brick pillar, and flipped the car while driving home at 1 a.m., according to AP reports. The 18-year-old actor, who??s slated to appear next in the sports drama Home of the Giants, which could be released later this year, was reportedly awake and talking after the crash. There??s no word yet on his condition.

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THE reverb is still echoing over Dan Quayle’s walkout in the middle of a John Mellencamp concert in Lake Tahoe last weekend. The singer-songwriter introduced his tune “Wall Talk” by announcing, “This next one is for all the poor people who’ve been ignored by the current administration.” As Quayle exited, the former veep explained, “I didn’t appreciate the comment, and besides, I didn’t think the show was very good.” But Mellencamp said he couldn’t care less that Quayle got his knickers in a twist: “I certainly wouldn’t have changed a word.” NBA Hall of Famer Charles Barkley backed Mellencamp, saying, “He’s right.” While that may sound odd coming from a former conservative, Barkley told a local reporter, “I was a Republican – until they lost their minds.” Quayle, known for his great golf game, served as veep under President Bush’s father from 1989-’93.

Police say DJ shattered gang truce at club, ending with 2 deaths

Two gangs declared a truce to celebrate a birthday. But police say one song shattered the peace.

For about an hour Sunday night, the leaders of two gangs ?? which remain unnamed by Dallas police officials ?? put rivalries aside, allowing a party at El Angel in the 600 block of North Harwood Street downtown to continue trouble-free.

That is, according to police, until the DJ began booming “Put Yo Hood Up,” a raunchy call-to-action gangsta anthem that police said practically sparked a riot inside the club.

The result was two young men ?? Lendl Carey, 22, and Kenneth Haggerty, 20 ?? shot dead in the streets outside the club. Injured were Dewayne Braxton, 24; Christopher Finley, 20; Jabari Andrews, 19; and Cornelius Finley, 19. They were treated and released from the hospital.

Police on Monday continued the search for the shooters and were reviewing parking lot surveillance tapes for clues to who was present and who was shooting.

But authorities laid the blame for how the fight began squarely on the rap song’s lyrics.

“Witnesses said this was the flashpoint,” said Deputy Chief Alfredo Saldana, who heads the crimes against persons division.

Police said that it is not confirmed that everyone who attended the club that night was in a gang. A mother whose son was celebrating his birthday there over the weekend said her son was not affiliated.

Marcus Francia, the brother of the man whose 21st birthday was being celebrated, said what police have labeled as a gang fight was a spontaneous conflict between young men from different neighborhoods.

“It’s not really gang violence. We don’t even know those boys,” Mr. Francia, 20, said of the men who killed his friends. “Everyone in there was against us. I guess the majority of people were from the same hood.”

Mr. Francia, his brother and their friends are from East Dallas. He said he thought the shooters were from Pleasant Grove.

He challenged the police’s assertion that the song “Put Yo Hood Up” sparked the mayhem.

“The songs played, they have nothing to do with nothing,” Mr. Francia said. “I’ve been to a lot of clubs, and they play the same songs at every club. I don’t think that would prompt nobody.”

He explained flashing a sign representing a part of town, or throwing one’s hood, happens at clubs regardless of what’s playing.

“People throw their hood with every song played. That one probably made them throw their hood more than usual,” said Mr. Francia, whose mother is a telephone operator at The Dallas Morning News.

The bloodshed was the latest in a long series of shootings and beatings that have plagued the eastern edge of downtown for several months.

In October, an 18-year-old man was stomped to death at a parking lot at San Jacinto and Harwood after a hip-hop bash at the nearby Adams Mark hotel. And police routinely have to quell huge brawls near Pacific and Harwood outside Blue, a rap club well-known for violence inside that spills out onto the streets.

Police on Monday stopped short of calling for a boycott of the popular song by Lil’ Jon & The East Side Boyz.

“We’re not in the business of policing lyrics,” said Deputy Chief Brian Harvey, in charge of downtown police activities.

He said troubles at El Angel began about two months ago, about the same time it changed its format and hired a promoter to fill it with revelers.

He met with the club’s management Monday and planned to sit down with owners of other establishments soon to reiterate the department’s safety message.

“We’re going to work with the clubs to make sure they have adequate security,” Chief Harvey said. He said El Angel’s managers were cooperative.

The club’s management could not be reached for comment.

He said three off-duty officers and an investigator were working the club’s parking lots that night but weren’t told about the conflict inside in time to quell it outside.

(dallasmorningnews)

Every year or so, former Cowboys and Dolphins coach Jimmy Johnson is forced to deny rumors that he’s returning to coaching, usually with some sort of “I’m having too much fun relaxing on my boat!” response that does little to squash talk.

But if this photo, along with the three after the jump, proves that Jimmy is indeed having fun. If we were having this much shirtless fun, we wouldn’t want to oversee two-a-days either.

By the way, the final photo is our favorite. He’s like a leprechaun!

(UPDATE: We’re told one of the guys in these photos is Jim Mandich, former Dolphins color guy and a “real character.”)

(SECOND UPDATE: This appears to be Johnson’s personal Webshots album.)

Actor Daniel Baldwin is back in trouble with the law.

My source has learned that Baldwin is currently at UCLA Medical Center in police custody and could face DUI charges after crashing into a pair of parked cars while driving at what police estimate was 80 miles per hour through Los Angeles.

A police spokesman said Baldwin was spotted weaving through traffic at 80 miles per hour in a silver Thunderbird. He ran a red light before crashing into two cars, including a Hummer which was launched 20 feet by the impact. Police say Baldwin was driving the car, a rental, with a suspended license.

In March, Baldwin was charged with drug violations after being arrested in a Santa Monica hotel. Cops claim that when they arrived, they found cocaine on Baldwin and another man.
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Jack Nicholson and former flame Lara Flynn Boyle, 36, lounged in the sun together on a speedboat in Saint Tropez on the French Riviera. The couple dated from 1999 ?? 2001. They went public with the relationship when they were involved in a car wreck together. The actress (who was dating comedian David Spade at the time) was a passenger in Nicholson??s Mercedes when it collided with another car in the Hollywood Hills on July 8, 1999. Grody bonus fact: Nicholson, 69, has a daughter who is five years older than Boyle!

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TV star LEAH REMINI has blasted reports that new parents TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES are trying to keep their baby daughter from all prying eyes – she’s already seen little SURI. The actress, a fellow Scientologist, is one of the few friends who has met baby Suri, and she insists the child is gorgeous. Remini says, “Tom and Kate want to have a life and raise their baby. They’re normal parents.”
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I think it is now official that appearing on an MTV reality show will destroy relationships.  First it was Nick and Jessica and now the poster couple for a normal relationship – Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are done.

“`Til Death Do Us Part” — not quite. Actress Carmen Electra and musician Dave Navarro are “amicably separating,” Electra’s publicist, Brit Reece, said Monday.

How can this be happening?  I mean for the love of God if these two kids can’t make it what hope is there for the rest of us in this crazy world??  Everyone knows that the best way to nurture a relationship and marriage is to appear on a tell all reality show on basic cable.  These two did everything right and still it ends in failure.  We can only hope that the curse doesn’t spread to VH1 and ruin Peter Brady’s new marriage.

With a wedding invitation like this you just thought they
really understood what marriage was all about

Obviously Paris is not like her in the sense of being a world wide icon for helping the less fortunate, taking up important causes ,and being an inspiration for a generation, but she is blonde like Princess Di.

PARIS HILTON insists she is carrying on the legacy of legendary blondes like MARILYN MONROE and DIANA, PRINCESS OF WALES and has declared herself this decade’s “iconic blonde”.

Maybe Paris doesn’t understand exactly what Princess Di did with her life and what she meant to the world.  I understand that at 24 years old Paris has accomplished many wonderful things such as her own porno, three seasons of “A Simple Life”, a slutty hamburger commercial, and numerous nights out whoring it up in clubs, but I don’t think Elton John is about to remake “Candle in the Wind” for Paris anytime soon.

Sure I can see how Paris would see the comparison here.  I don’t know how the world
didn’t see it sooner to be honest.