Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are rumored to be tying the knot this weekend

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Canadian rock stars Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are tying the knot this weekend, canada.com has learned.

Sources claim the couple, who has been engaged for more than a year, plans to wed in California surrounded by friends and family.

Lavigne??s parents John and Judy and siblings Michelle and Matthew have made the trip from Napanee, Ontario to Santa Barbara for the special day. Also reportedly there for the nuptials is Whibley??s mother Michelle.

The ceremony is expected to be traditional, with the bride wearing a designer white gown. The newlyweds and their guests will be able to cut loose, though, at a raucous reception that insiders claim will feature rock bands and circus performers.

Lavigne, 21, and Whibley, the 26-year-old lead singer of Sum 41, were friends for several years before they started dating in early 2004. Both had homes in Toronto but sold them and moved in to a luxury home in California.

Whibley proposed to Lavigne during her European tour last June.

Sources claim the couple moved the wedding date up by about a month because Lavigne might already be pregnant. The singer, who has said publicly she wants to have children, has reportedly been buying items for a nursery.

At her bachelorette party on June 30, Lavigne opened gifts that included handcuffs, pink 2Belles panties embroidered with ??The Mrs,? and a bra, panties and camisole set from Cherish.

Lavigne, wearing a veil with devil horns, dined with Whibley and nearly two dozen friends at L.A.??s upscale Koi before hitting Lobby nightclub.

It??s the first marriage for both.

(source)

Published on July 13th, 2006 in Avril Lavigne, Deryck Whibley

I’m a 3rd party bastaaad

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Your mission of the evening is to check out one of my favorite sites

The Bastardly

Published on July 13th, 2006 in Bastardly

Barbaro in fight for life after developing laminitis

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Horses are celebrities too - or at least they are when you’re from Texas.

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KENNETT SQUARE, Pa. (AP) — He still looks every bit the champion. Only the fiberglass casts on not one but both of Barbaro’s hind legs are indicators of something terribly wrong.

“His ears are up, he’s bright, he’s looking around,” Dr. Dean Richardson said Thursday. “If you look at this horse, it’d be hard to put him down.”

That precisely is the heartbreaking task that could be imminent because of a hoof disease so serious Richardson said the Kentucky Derby winner is “a long shot” to survive.

“It could happen within 24 hours,” Richardson said during a news conference at the University of Pennsylvania’s New Bolton Center.

Richardson said Barbaro has a severe case of laminitis in his left hind leg — a painful, often fatal disease caused by uneven weight distribution in the limbs.

“If he starts acting like he doesn’t want to stand on the leg, that’s it. That will be when we call it quits,” he said.

Richardson, who has treated Barbaro since the colt suffered catastrophic injuries in the Preakness on May 20, said 80 percent of the horse’s left hoof wall was removed Wednesday with the sudden onset of the disease.

Though he looks just fine, that doesn’t reflect the true nature of his condition, termed “poor” by Richardson.

“I’d be lying if I said anything other than poor,” he said. “As long as the horse is not suffering, we are going to continue to try to save him. If we can keep him comfortable, we think it’s worth the effort.”

Barbaro is being treated aggressively with pain medication and remains in the same stall he’s been in since being brought to the intensive care unit at the George D. Widener Hospital for Large Animals.

Until his misstep at the Preakness, Barbaro’s career was nothing short of brilliant.

He won his first five starts, including the Florida Derby. His 6 1-2-length victory at the Derby was so convincing he was being hailed as the next likely Triple Crown champion — and first since Affirmed since 1978.

But seconds after the gates swung open at Pimlico, that career was cut short when the colt broke down, his right hind leg flaring out awkwardly because of three broken bones.

Race fans at Pimlico wept and within 24 hours the entire nation seemed to be caught up in a “Barbaro watch,” waiting for any news of his surgery and condition.

And for the longest time, it all seemed to be going well.

Barbaro’s first six weeks of recovery were relatively smooth — despite five hours of surgery to insert a titanium plate and 27 screws into his three shattered bones.

Each day brought more optimism: Barbaro was eyeing the mares, nickering, gobbling up his feed and trying to walk out of his stall. There was great hope Barbaro somehow would overcome the odds and live a life of leisure on the farm, although he’d always have a hitch in his gait.

Richardson, along with owners Gretchen and Roy Jackson and trainer Michael Matz, all believed the colt had a chance to recover.

Until last week, when Barbaro’s condition steadily worsened.

The colt underwent three surgical procedures and four cast changes on the injured leg, followed by a hoof wall re-section to remove 80 percent of his left rear hoof.

“I really thought we were going to make it two weeks ago,” Richardson said. “Today I’m not as confident.”

Within hours of the grim update, roses and apples began arriving at the hospital, and hundreds of get-well e-mail messages were posted on a Web site set up by the New Bolton Center.

The vet didn’t mince words: “It’s as bad a laminitis as you can have. It’s as bad as it gets.

He said he has discussed the situation closely with the Jacksons, who have stressed that their main concern is for Barbaro to be pain free.

Several telephone messages left for the Jacksons and Matz were not returned.

Richardson said Barbaro’s injured right hind leg was healing well, but because a horse has to be evenly balanced to carry his weight, laminitis set in on the other foot. Secretariat, the 1973 Triple Crown, was euthanized due to laminitis in 1989.

“The reason we cut away the hoof wall is because the hoof wall is not connected” to the bone, he said. “If you had a nail that was separated from the end you’d pull it off. It’s dead tissue that’s in the way of living tissue.”

Richardson said it would take several months for the hoof to grow back, and as long as six months to be completely healed.

“What we’re doing on this horse is absolutely unusual, but it’s not unheard of,” he said. “It’s a devastating problem in horses that nobody has a solution to.”

Barbaro has been fitted with a sling to prevent sudden movements and allow him to shift his weight from side to side. The main goal is comfort.

“The sling is on only some of the day, when it’s off, he can lie down,” Richardson said. “We are not torturing this horse.”

Edgar Prado, the jockey credited with saving Barbaro by quickly pulling him up in the Preakness, was devastated by the grim prognosis.

“It’s very upsetting,” he said. “Barbaro has shown to everyone what a fighter he is. He showed it on the track and with all the surgeries he’s had. It just goes to show what kind of courage he has. He’s a true champion, and is fighting every step of the way.

“All we can do now is hope and pray. We’ll need a miracle, but maybe it will happen.”

Published on July 13th, 2006 in Barbaro

Ashlee Simpson gets naked for boyfriends

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Ashlee Simpson has admitted that she is not as pure as her sister Jessica was before she got married.

In turning down a lucrative offer from Playboy magazine Ashlee revealed some interesting information. ..she wants to save her body for her boyfriend BRAXTON OLITA. Despite the staggering offer, the singer says she was reluctant to share herself with millions of male readers. She says, “My body is for me and my love interest, and that’s the only person who gets to see it.”

If you notice she stated her “love interest” and not anyone by name.  Thus you can only make the next logical step that if she likes you she is gonna get naked and show you the goods!  I mean Jessica was jealous of her boobs so you can only imagine what she is working with.  Not bad that after her acid reflux incident on SNL that she is commanding $4 million offers.  If she is at the mansion with Justin I bet he gets to be a love interest for a night.

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$4 Million to whip those things out? Just
pull on a thread and you get a show for free!
Published on July 12th, 2006 in Celebrity Gossip

Don’t make promises you can’t keep Paris

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Hold onto your hats, chairs, pets, or whatever you think needs holding onto for this statement from Paris Hilton. She has decided that in order to find herself she need to give up sex for one year!

I’m doing it just because I want to. I feel I’m becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I’m just so romantic, and I’ll put all my energy into the guy, and I don’t really pay attention to myself

know when she is with a guy something is being put in but i think she has it backwards.  Paris giving up sex is like you and me giving up oxygen, without it Paris may not survive.  Also, do you think Paris ever stopped paying attention to herself?  Come one now give up mirrors, stylists, cosmetics, name brand clothes, and live on $30,000 a year and see if that makes you stronger!

Paris Hilton No Sex
See without sex I have the ability to
walk with my eyes closed!
Published on July 12th, 2006 in Celebrity Gossip, Paris Hilton

Lohan trying to shed teen image — no seriously

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Looks like Lindsay Lohan is confused at how the world sees her.  She has decided that to shed her teen image she is going to whore it up for the world to see.

The 20-year-old ‘Mean Girls’ actresses’ new book is titled ‘Narcissist’ and is aimed at dispelling the image of her as a simple teen heroine as she advances into Hollywood stardom.

Now I don’t know about you, but have you seen Lindsay in the papers and magazines lately?  It’s not like people see her as a baby faced 16 year old trying to break out from a stint on 7th Heaven. She has been pushing her boobs in our faces for years now!  I say if you want to shed your image take the money Hugh is offering to Ashlee and really make a statement!

 

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Yep all i see here is the star of Parent Trap.  You better
hurry with that book.

 

Published on July 12th, 2006 in Celebrity Gossip, Lindsay Lohan

Man says he’s tired of being mistaken for MJ

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(Thank you Monika Mackie for giving me the hot tip on this CRAZY story!)

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A Portland, Ore. man has filed a lawsuit for $832 million, saying he is tired of being mistaken for Michael Jordan, according to KGW-TV.

 

The television station’s Web site says Allen Heckard filed the suit against His Airness and Nike founder Phil Knight on June 29 in county court, claiming to have been mistaken for the basketball legend nearly every day for the past 15 years.

And he’s tired of it.

“I’m constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me,” Heckard reportedly said.

Heckard apparently is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering. He is suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the world’s most famous athletes.

Heckard, who stands slightly taller than 6 feet, says many people miss the fact that he is roughly six inches shorter than Jordan.

But Heckard bears a physical resemblance to Jordan because he has a shaved head, an earring in his left ear, and is in good physical shape ?? from playing basketball.

“Even when I go to the gym I’m being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan),” Heckard said.

Wouldn’t most people consider that a compliment?

“Yes, don’t get me wrong it’s definitely a positive thing, because Michael, like I say is one of the best ball players that I’ve known to play the game. But then again, that’s Michael and I’m me. So I want to be recognized as me just like Michael’s being recognized as Michael.”

The television station apparently caught Heckard wearing blue Air Jordan tennis shoes.

Is Heckard trying to look like Jordan?

No.

“They’re very comfortable shoes to play ball in,” said Heckard. “I play a lot of basketball and any other shoes I try to play in tend to hurt the bottom of my feet.”

What made Heckard decide to file suit against Jordan and Knight for $416 million each?

“Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that’s what it all boils down to.”

(FOX News)

Published on July 12th, 2006 in Michael Jordan

Local news from Arlington ISD

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J’s Grill in Arlington, Texas, is not where teens go to fill up on burgers, but where they fill their mouths with bling. And the school board wants to stop them from wearing the hardware to school in an updated dress code that would also ban the “gauging” practice of poking increasingly larger objects through their earlobes. Apparently the board of ed has adjusted to tattoos and green hair. But the kids figure it’s just a form of expression and since they (or someone sick of the nagging) paid as much as $3,000 to get what is essentially a set of dentures, they should totally be allowed to wear them. “Really, a grill is just like an earring,” said one, not realizing the futility of that argument. But school officials said it was about teaching the students that life has regulations. “We want to instill in them a sense of modesty and a sense of community.” Good luck with that.

Published on July 12th, 2006 in Local news

If it ain’t Catholic it’s crap!

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well according to Katie Holmes parents that is the case. One half of the TomKat duo will not be seeing their parents at their upcoming alien - I mean Scientology - wedding.

What’s more, Holmes’ par­ents, devout Catholics Martin and Kathleen, intend to skip the actual ceremony, a “friend” of Cruise reportedly told Life & Style Weekly.

That is sad when your own parents can’t see passed their own beliefs to embrace the beliefs of of the person that gives you $3 million a year and an imaginary baby. The big question is whether or not Suri Cruise will be able to attend the ceremony since the folks over at Pixar haven’t quite finished up the fine details yet. Fingers crossed for that one!

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I don’t know what their problem
is. It’s not like I am forcing her
to marry me or something!
Published on July 12th, 2006 in Celebrity Gossip, TomKat

K-Fed says Britney is useless for his career

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That’s right people Britney Spears is not helping Kevin’s rap dreams.  I guess all the negative press she has caused is really making it hard on him or something.

Britney Spears’ husband Kevin Federline insists his party boy reputation is undeserved - when he’s spotted clubbing he’s usually just doing “business”. There are people I can only meet there - producers and writers. advertisement “You get more connections by going out and doing things like that than you ever will in a business day. Four, five, six people all in the same room.

It is clear that one of the biggest pop stars in the world has lost her touch. She must have no connections left in the music business and is unable to get anyone to return her calls.  Luckily K-Fed is focused and dedicated to his career and is willing to get wasted on a nightly basis to make his dreams come true.  I told my boss that i stopped coming in to the office since I get more done in the bars at night.  That didn’t work out so well and if anyone is hiring please let me know.

 

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This is a write off because I am talking business!

 

Published on July 11th, 2006 in Britney Spears, Celebrity Gossip

Bipolar Fashion

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Ever wondered how celebs can look so fabulous one second and so foul the next? How can trend-setting celebs go from fashion icon to fashion disaster almost overnight? One day they look like beautiful Hollywood starlets and the next they are major fashion faux-pas.

TMZ looks at the bipolar fashion of Hollywood sirens Mischa Barton, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate Olsen, and Sienna Miller.

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Published on July 11th, 2006 in Lindsay Lohan, Micha Barton, Paris Hilton, Sienna Miller

Lucy Pinder bikini photos

Published on July 11th, 2006 in Lucy Pinder

Jesse Metcalfe and his mom take a stroll

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What a hottie!

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Published on July 11th, 2006 in Jesse Metcalfe

Elizabeth Taylor: ‘I enjoy food too much’

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NEW YORK (AP) ?? Elizabeth Taylor, who has been thin and not-so-thin, says she won’t starve herself to be like Hollywood’s size-zero starlets.

“I wish I could be that size, but I can’t be,” Taylor says in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar, on newsstands July 25. “I enjoy food too much. In the end, I’m too hedonistic. I enjoy pleasures.”

When asked by fashion designer Michael Kors, who conducted the interview, whether she dresses for men, women or herself, Taylor reveals she prefers to impress the opposite sex.

“Men first. Myself. Then other women. ‘Cause you can’t please women. They are horribly critical of each other. And more so if you’re famous. Meow.”

The 74-year-old legend, known for her violet eyes, has been married eight times. When asked whether she is a romantic, she concedes: “I’m afraid so.”

When she was married to Sen. John Warner, she says she was told not to dress ostentatiously during his 1978 campaign.

“I ended up in a tweed suit,” she says. “Me. Little tweed suits. What I won’t do for love.”

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Published on July 11th, 2006 in Elizabeth Taylor

LeAnn Rimes to have surgery for leg infection

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The singer canceled three concerts this week because she is to undergo surgery for a leg infection, her publicist said Monday.  

The 23-year-old country singer is scheduled for surgery Tuesday in Los Angeles. She suffered a “tear in the tissue” of one of her legs, according to a statement from publicist Diana Baron.

“It’s a minor surgery, but because of the infection it was urgent that she takes care of it right away,” Baron said.

Rimes canceled Thursday’s scheduled performance in Hampton Beach, N.H., and Friday and Saturday concerts in Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada. She was expected to play the remaining dates of her “This Woman” tour after a three- to four-day recovery, Baron said.

Rimes is best known for the hit songs “How Do I Live” and “Can’t Fight the Moonlight.” She won two Grammy awards in 1996 for best new artist and best female country vocal performance for the song “Blue.”

Published on July 11th, 2006 in Randomness

Paris vs Nicole - Round 10784

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In case you haven’t heard this yet Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie had a falling out and are no longer friends. However, Paris did say recently she hoped to mend their longtime friendship. Now to check on that wonderful story.

PARIS HILTON has attacked SIMPLE LIFE co-star and rival NICOLE RICHIE, claiming fame turned her into a snob.

and that isn’t all, Paris went on to say even more…

Fame affects people in different ways. I’ve always remained the same girl, and she’s just not the same person any more

Usually you hear someone say that fame or money didn’t change the person and you think that is just great. However, if Paris hasn’t changed one bit that means she was a shallow, drunk, party girl at 5 years old. Her parents did a good job raising that one. I was in a cabana in Vegas next to the Hilton sisters a few years ago and let me tell you they didn’t even say hello to us — thus she is shallow and only likes famous people!

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Published on July 11th, 2006 in Celebrity Gossip, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton

53-24 = Nasty - Goldblum dating Richie

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Just writing that headline gave me the willies. A new report out says that Jeff Goldblum, 53, is dating Nicole Richie, 24.

The odd couple has been spotted out and about in Hollywood following the socialite Simple Life star’s recent interview confession that she’s had a crush on The Fly star since she was 13.

Let’s see Paris top this one! Jeff has a history of making the rounds of the celebrity kiddy pool, but these two together are just freaky. Jeff is like 9 feet tall and Nicole is what 3′6″?? I mean what does he see in her? Her head barely reaches his belt! Oh wait….that’s what he sees in her!

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Published on July 11th, 2006 in Celebrity Gossip, Nicole Richie

Josh isn’t a fan of FES hanging with Scarlett

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I don’t know why Wilmer Valderrama gets such a bad wrap. Is it because of his past high profile relationships? Maybe the fact that he told all on Howard Stern a few months ago?  I think it is because his 70’s show character was such a player!  Josh Hartnett wasn’t too thrilled this weekend when his girlfriend decided to hang with FES.

Wilmer was out there for a party and arranged for a helicopter for Scarlett to come out, too,” says a snitch. “It was just to hang out, but Josh was not psyched about it.

I am a pretty confident guy, but some guy flies my girl out on a helicopter to hang out and it might ruffle my feathers.  But Josh really doesn’t have anything to worry about since Scarlett is not in her teens and as we all know Wilmer likes them young. 

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Published on July 10th, 2006 in Celebrity Gossip

Red string fraying for Madonna

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I bet this is going to piss of Lindsay Lohan.  It looks like Madonna is getting tired of the millions of dollars in donations, the time, and her kids missing out on Christmas so Kabbalah might lose its top celebrity.

The pop world’s most unusual partnership may be over. Madonna and Kabbalah, the once obscure sect she championed - and upon which she has lavished millions of dollars - appear to be on the verge of separation.

I love celebrities and their crazy mind shifts.  I remember when Kabbalah was like the it thing to be part of…there was talk about it going head to head with Scientology in the celebrity cult world.  My heart tells me that Madonna just didn’t like the way her red string wristband looked on stage during her new tour.  She will come back after the tour is over.

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I paid how much for this bracelet?!

Published on July 10th, 2006 in Celebrity Gossip, Lindsay Lohan

Penelope Cruz and Selma Hayek promo shots for their movie Bandidas

Published on July 10th, 2006 in Penelope Cruz, Selma Hayek

Star Jones - Before and After

Published on July 10th, 2006 in Star Jones, before and after

Timberlake loves the bunnies

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Hugh Hefner is not helping Justin Timberlake repair his relationship with Cameron Diaz. Hugh has come out and told of Justin’s love for his mansion and well known wild parties.

If you can’t pull here, you’re in big trouble. The girls come here to have fun and get lucky. They leave their games at the gate.

Well now Mr.Hefner isn’t that a lovely thing to say about the playmates that so many of us hold in such high regard. I mean I have seen your television show on E! and those young ladies look to be the salt of the earth. Now Justin I hope you are being a good boy at those gatherings. Have you seen the grotto lately? It’s like a big pool of rice pudding and that can’t be healthy!

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Be very very quiet. I’m hunting
me some bunny tail!
Published on July 10th, 2006 in Celebrity Gossip, Justin Timberlake

Brigitte Nielsen gets married again - oh yeah - like this will last

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Brigitte “Gitte” Nielsen, 43, married Mattia Dessi, 28, in Malta yesterday. This time it is legal and official. Gitte previously married Mattia in March, but it wasn’t legal, because she was still married to her 4th husband.

Last year’s ceremony “was more like an official engagement,” Nielsen’s longtime friend and manager, Luigi Balduini, tells PEOPLE. “They put it on the news that it was a marriage, but it was an engagement, because she was still legally married.”

This time though, it’s the real deal. Nielsen “is pretty excited,” Balduini tells PEOPLE. “She is like a little child. She is pretty happy.”

Do she and Liz Taylor have a bet going or something?????

[People]

Published on July 9th, 2006 in Brigitte Nielsen

Jessica and Lindsay to get it on…oh yeah and Madonna

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Kaballah requires a lot of faith, donations, celebrity endorsements and apparently shocking skit during the MTV Awards.  Madonna, who already has performed a shocking skit with Britney and Christina, is planning a new such skit with Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson.

Madonna is planning a shocking lesbian bondage show with Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan at this year’s MTV Awards.

I am all for this if it is done tastefully and with strong artistic integrity.  Did that sound convincing???  Joe Simpson must be excited about this skit if he is allowing his pure Christian daughter to be involved.  Lindsay just got her boobs back so you know she is willing and ready to show off a bit. Madonna — you got me on this one.  She is like 70 years old and I think Kaballah has some fine print that you can steal the youth from young celebrities if you can make them kiss you on a big awards show.  That is just a guess since no one is permitted to learn Kaballah unless Madonna invites you directly.

Britney and Madonna MTV Awards
This kiss sent Britney down a scary road……what will happen to
Jessica and Lindsay?? We can only pray for them!

 

Published on July 9th, 2006 in Celebrity Gossip, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan

WNBA Sheryl Swoopes THEN and Now

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Since she has revealed to the world that she is GAY, she looks even more like a DUDE now.
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Published on July 8th, 2006 in before and after