well according to Katie Holmes parents that is the case. One half of the TomKat duo will not be seeing their parents at their upcoming alien – I mean Scientology – wedding.

What’s more, Holmes’ par­ents, devout Catholics Martin and Kathleen, intend to skip the actual ceremony, a “friend” of Cruise reportedly told Life & Style Weekly.

That is sad when your own parents can’t see passed their own beliefs to embrace the beliefs of of the person that gives you $3 million a year and an imaginary baby. The big question is whether or not Suri Cruise will be able to attend the ceremony since the folks over at Pixar haven’t quite finished up the fine details yet. Fingers crossed for that one!

I don’t know what their problem
is. It’s not like I am forcing her
to marry me or something!

That’s right people Britney Spears is not helping Kevin’s rap dreams.  I guess all the negative press she has caused is really making it hard on him or something.

Britney Spears’ husband Kevin Federline insists his party boy reputation is undeserved – when he’s spotted clubbing he’s usually just doing “business”. There are people I can only meet there – producers and writers. advertisement “You get more connections by going out and doing things like that than you ever will in a business day. Four, five, six people all in the same room.

It is clear that one of the biggest pop stars in the world has lost her touch. She must have no connections left in the music business and is unable to get anyone to return her calls.  Luckily K-Fed is focused and dedicated to his career and is willing to get wasted on a nightly basis to make his dreams come true.  I told my boss that i stopped coming in to the office since I get more done in the bars at night.  That didn’t work out so well and if anyone is hiring please let me know.

This is a write off because I am talking business!

Ever wondered how celebs can look so fabulous one second and so foul the next? How can trend-setting celebs go from fashion icon to fashion disaster almost overnight? One day they look like beautiful Hollywood starlets and the next they are major fashion faux-pas.

TMZ looks at the bipolar fashion of Hollywood sirens Mischa Barton, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate Olsen, and Sienna Miller.

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What a hottie!

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“I wish I could be that size, but I can’t be,” Taylor says in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar, on newsstands July 25. “I enjoy food too much. In the end, I’m too hedonistic. I enjoy pleasures.”

When asked by fashion designer Michael Kors, who conducted the interview, whether she dresses for men, women or herself, Taylor reveals she prefers to impress the opposite sex.

“Men first. Myself. Then other women. ‘Cause you can’t please women. They are horribly critical of each other. And more so if you’re famous. Meow.”

The 74-year-old legend, known for her violet eyes, has been married eight times. When asked whether she is a romantic, she concedes: “I’m afraid so.”

When she was married to Sen. John Warner, she says she was told not to dress ostentatiously during his 1978 campaign.

“I ended up in a tweed suit,” she says. “Me. Little tweed suits. What I won’t do for love.”

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The singer canceled three concerts this week because she is to undergo surgery for a leg infection, her publicist said Monday.  

The 23-year-old country singer is scheduled for surgery Tuesday in Los Angeles. She suffered a “tear in the tissue” of one of her legs, according to a statement from publicist Diana Baron.

“It’s a minor surgery, but because of the infection it was urgent that she takes care of it right away,” Baron said.

Rimes canceled Thursday’s scheduled performance in Hampton Beach, N.H., and Friday and Saturday concerts in Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada. She was expected to play the remaining dates of her “This Woman” tour after a three- to four-day recovery, Baron said.

Rimes is best known for the hit songs “How Do I Live” and “Can’t Fight the Moonlight.” She won two Grammy awards in 1996 for best new artist and best female country vocal performance for the song “Blue.”

In case you haven’t heard this yet Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie had a falling out and are no longer friends. However, Paris did say recently she hoped to mend their longtime friendship. Now to check on that wonderful story.

PARIS HILTON has attacked SIMPLE LIFE co-star and rival NICOLE RICHIE, claiming fame turned her into a snob.

and that isn’t all, Paris went on to say even more…

Fame affects people in different ways. I’ve always remained the same girl, and she’s just not the same person any more

Usually you hear someone say that fame or money didn’t change the person and you think that is just great. However, if Paris hasn’t changed one bit that means she was a shallow, drunk, party girl at 5 years old. Her parents did a good job raising that one. I was in a cabana in Vegas next to the Hilton sisters a few years ago and let me tell you they didn’t even say hello to us — thus she is shallow and only likes famous people!

Hate to think that Paris is
the normal one!

Just writing that headline gave me the willies. A new report out says that Jeff Goldblum, 53, is dating Nicole Richie, 24.

The odd couple has been spotted out and about in Hollywood following the socialite Simple Life star’s recent interview confession that she’s had a crush on The Fly star since she was 13.

Let’s see Paris top this one! Jeff has a history of making the rounds of the celebrity kiddy pool, but these two together are just freaky. Jeff is like 9 feet tall and Nicole is what 3′6″?? I mean what does he see in her? Her head barely reaches his belt! Oh wait….that’s what he sees in her!

Nicole’s actual height compared to Jeff

I don’t know why Wilmer Valderrama gets such a bad wrap. Is it because of his past high profile relationships? Maybe the fact that he told all on Howard Stern a few months ago?  I think it is because his 70’s show character was such a player!  Josh Hartnett wasn’t too thrilled this weekend when his girlfriend decided to hang with FES.

Wilmer was out there for a party and arranged for a helicopter for Scarlett to come out, too,” says a snitch. “It was just to hang out, but Josh was not psyched about it.

I am a pretty confident guy, but some guy flies my girl out on a helicopter to hang out and it might ruffle my feathers.  But Josh really doesn’t have anything to worry about since Scarlett is not in her teens and as we all know Wilmer likes them young. 

The tug of war has begun!

I bet this is going to piss of Lindsay Lohan.  It looks like Madonna is getting tired of the millions of dollars in donations, the time, and her kids missing out on Christmas so Kabbalah might lose its top celebrity.

The pop world’s most unusual partnership may be over. Madonna and Kabbalah, the once obscure sect she championed – and upon which she has lavished millions of dollars – appear to be on the verge of separation.

I love celebrities and their crazy mind shifts.  I remember when Kabbalah was like the it thing to be part of…there was talk about it going head to head with Scientology in the celebrity cult world.  My heart tells me that Madonna just didn’t like the way her red string wristband looked on stage during her new tour.  She will come back after the tour is over.

I paid how much for this bracelet?!

Hugh Hefner is not helping Justin Timberlake repair his relationship with Cameron Diaz. Hugh has come out and told of Justin’s love for his mansion and well known wild parties.

If you can’t pull here, you’re in big trouble. The girls come here to have fun and get lucky. They leave their games at the gate.

Well now Mr.Hefner isn’t that a lovely thing to say about the playmates that so many of us hold in such high regard. I mean I have seen your television show on E! and those young ladies look to be the salt of the earth. Now Justin I hope you are being a good boy at those gatherings. Have you seen the grotto lately? It’s like a big pool of rice pudding and that can’t be healthy!

Be very very quiet. I’m hunting

Brigitte “Gitte” Nielsen, 43, married Mattia Dessi, 28, in Malta yesterday. This time it is legal and official. Gitte previously married Mattia in March, but it wasn’t legal, because she was still married to her 4th husband.

Last year’s ceremony “was more like an official engagement,” Nielsen’s longtime friend and manager, Luigi Balduini, tells PEOPLE. “They put it on the news that it was a marriage, but it was an engagement, because she was still legally married.”

This time though, it’s the real deal. Nielsen “is pretty excited,” Balduini tells PEOPLE. “She is like a little child. She is pretty happy.”

Do she and Liz Taylor have a bet going or something?????

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Kaballah requires a lot of faith, donations, celebrity endorsements and apparently shocking skit during the MTV Awards.  Madonna, who already has performed a shocking skit with Britney and Christina, is planning a new such skit with Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson.

Madonna is planning a shocking lesbian bondage show with Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan at this year’s MTV Awards.

I am all for this if it is done tastefully and with strong artistic integrity.  Did that sound convincing???  Joe Simpson must be excited about this skit if he is allowing his pure Christian daughter to be involved.  Lindsay just got her boobs back so you know she is willing and ready to show off a bit. Madonna — you got me on this one.  She is like 70 years old and I think Kaballah has some fine print that you can steal the youth from young celebrities if you can make them kiss you on a big awards show.  That is just a guess since no one is permitted to learn Kaballah unless Madonna invites you directly.

This kiss sent Britney down a scary road……what will happen to
Jessica and Lindsay?? We can only pray for them!

Since she has revealed to the world that she is GAY, she looks even more like a DUDE now.

New York, NY – Procter & Gamble Productions, CBS and As The World Turns are deeply saddened to announce the death of BENJAMIN HENDRICKSON, who played Chief of Detectives Hal Munson on the daytime drama. Hendrickson, 55, passed away over the weekend at his home in Huntington, New York.

Hendrickson, who won the Daytime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actor in 2003, has been with As The World Turns since 1985. In addition to his work on the show, Hendrickson appeared on Broadway in the 1984 revival of Awake and Sing, Strider and in the title role of The Elephant Man. His feature film credits include Spanking the Monkey, Regarding Henry, Consenting Adults and Manhunter. Prior to joining As The World Turns, Hendrickson appeared on Procter & Gamble Productions’ Another World, Guiding Light and Texas.

“As The World Turns, Procter & Gamble Productions and the entire daytime community have lost a dear friend and a talented actor who brought to life the character of Hal Munson,” says As The World Turns Executive Producer Christopher Goutman. “Benjamin always joked that he was hired for one day, then before he knew it he’d impregnated the leading lady and had to sign a contract. He intended to stay with the show for one year. How lucky for us and the fans that we had him for 21 years. We will continue to mourn his passing.”

“Everyone at CBS Daytime is devastated by the loss of our friend and colleague Benjamin Hendrickson,” says Barbara Bloom, Senior Vice President, Daytime Programs, CBS. “Benjamin’s 21 year portrayal of Hal Munson is testimony to a gifted actor whose talent and loyalty will always be remembered by his fans and co-workers, as well as a very appreciative network. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family, his fellow cast members, the producers and everyone at As The World Turns during this difficult time.”

Hendrickson attended the Juilliard School where he was a member of the first class of the drama division and a founding member of The Acting Company, under the late John Houseman.

Born on August 26, 1950 in Huntington, New York, Hendrickson was an avid golfer and spent much of his down time on the green with his As The World Turns co-stars. His last air date as Hal Munson will be July 12, 2006.

I watch ATWT every single day – and will greatly miss him – I wanted to post the full story on his death.
 

Russell Crowe and wife, Danielle Spencer, welcomed their 2nd child into the world just a short time ago in Autralia. 

Tennyson Spencer Crowe was born at Sydney’s Royal North Shore Hospital weighing about 8 pounds, Crowe’s manager Grant Vandenberg said.

The baby was born with a phone in hand which was immediately thrown at the doctor for looking at his wee wee and spanking his bottom.  Bets are already being placed in Vegas as to whether Baby Suri or Baby Tenny will see the light of day first.  Congrats to the new parents!

Well they may be only two years old, but according to the Emmy voters they haven’t aged well at all.  The hottest show at last years award show was not even worth a pity nomination for its main stars.

Castaway drama “Lost” and suburban satire “Desperate Housewives” — which critics accused of a sophomore slump — looked like one-hit Emmy wonders, shut out of categories they dominated last year.

I hope Eva and crew saved their money because they are a few steps from having their time slot filled by episodes of “Joey”.  I am surprised that women in their 40’s would be so fast out of the gate — after all their years in the business you would think they knew about staying power and making the good times last.  This show finished up faster than a 16 year old on prom night.

At least they have pictures to remember what
it was like to be on a hit show

Could it be that the most secretive obvious couple in the world have become engaged?  Did Vince really pop the question to the ex Mrs. Pitt?

According to US Weekly Aniston and Vaughn spent a recent week in Mexico. Although both actors have refused to confirm to the press that they’re even in a relationship, Aniston apparently told a friend, “We’re getting married,” so says an unnamed source, whose ties to the couple aren’t mentioned.

Proving this engagement could be tricky since both Vince and Jen apparently claim that they have never met even though they have filmed a movie together.  I can’t to hear what Vince has to say.  That guy speaks and it is just funny – he rarely has a point, but it makes me laugh!

What’s that?  No that was really Luke Wilson they must have
superimposed Jen in there since I don’t know who she is really.

Jennifer Lopez’ first husband – you know the waiter guy – is making claims that J-Lo is more than she appears.  He claims that Jen from the block practices some bad medicine.

She was doing bad things to a lot of people. She was doing all this religious bulls**t to me, to Chris Judd, to Puffy Combs (Diddy), and to Marc Anthony. We were even doing voodoo when we weren’t married. She was doing bad things to a lot of people when we were friends. And I know all this because we did it together to this particularly lady.

Sound legit to me – I mean why would this guy lie?  He has no reason to make up stories about Jennifer Lopez.  What’s that?  He is tryig to wirte a tell-all book about their 11 month marriage and she won’t let him?  Hmm….doesn’t prove a thing and I for one will not be attending J-Lo’s next ritual sacrifice fund raiser!

She’s a witch burn her! I bet she is made of wood!
(for those to young that is a Monty Python reference)

That’s right Paris Hilton no longer eats meat of any kind.  She has sworn off the tasty juicy goodness of steaks, chicken, pork, and so much more.

The blonde star says she converted to vegetarianism after the former model, the estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney, showed her a shocking video of animal cruelty.

Celebrities change religions, eating habits, and significant others like I change socks.  If it is really that easy for her to stop doing things than why didn’t she watch her porno and decide to stop being so sleazy?  The only thing left now if for Tom Cruise and Madonna to battle over her soul.  Come on Paris will it be Kaballah or Scientology????

MMMM – it’s vegetarian because
there is lettuce on it

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Russell Crowe and his wife, Danielle Spencer, have welcomed a baby boy, the actor’s rep, Grant Vandenberg, confirms to PEOPLE.

Tennyson Spencer Crowe was born at 7:27 a.m. on Friday in Australia at Sydney’s Royal North Shore hospital, and weighed in at 8 lbs.

“Mother, father and baby are doing extremely well,” Vandenberg tells PEOPLE.

Crowe, 42, and Spencer, 35, are also parents to son Charles Spencer Crowe, born Dec. 21, 2003, in Sydney, Australia.
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