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Not the best way to start your new officially single life out in the Hapmtons Ms. Simpson. Reports out say that Jessica’s security attacked a Daily News photog after snapping some photos of the busty blonde. Of course she denies it was her security, but the attackee is not buying it.

As she turned around, I hit her with a volley of flashes. Before you could say Madonna four guys pounced on me. I’m shocked. These guys jumped on me like chicken on a June bug.

I would hope that her being single, a new album, a new movie, and a new flame would mellow her out some. It coul dbe she has been listening to Tom Cruise and believes that too many pictures could destroy her!

So not ready for pictures! Happy 4th of July!!

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Looks like Britney has decided to take the same path that Ashlee Simpson took and go from blonde to black.

“Britney debuted her new dark do Thursday as she was spotted coming out of an office building in New York’s East Village. Brit had baby Sean in tow and was flanked by security. “[China]

That was one way to go in getting people to stop talking about you. I would have gone the other way and tried not to do anything crazy. What’s really scary is that K-Fed is becoming the normal one in this marriage.

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The supermodel with a mean streak is back at it again. Naomi Campbell has been accused of beating the crap out of yet another employee.

“The court document does not detail acts by Campbell, but in a published interview in April, Gibson said the catwalker hit her on Jan. 17, called her names and threatened to have her arrested. Gibson told the New York Post that Campbell got upset after being unable to find a specific pair of jeans.”[YAHOO]

I know what she is going through though. Have you ever been unable to find your favorite pair of jeans and just beat the piss out of someone because of it? You know what it must be like for her with nothing to wear in the closet. The poor thing can’t be expected to wear jeans more than once!!! Hire better help baby.

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Star Jones Reynolds, the incredible deflating woman, announced that she is leaving The View after the season.

“The View is now moving in a new direction, and I will not be returning this fall–but wherever I go, I will carry a lifetime of memories with me.”[E!]

Plus the show didn’t even renew her contract for next season. So if my thinking is correct she was losing all that weight so she could fit between the bars on the gate guarding the studio! I wonder what is going through her husband’s head right now? I bet he is scared!!!!

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Looks like Paris Hilton’s recent hook-up with hockey player Jose Theodore has destroyed a family. Theordore denied reports of anything big happening, but those views aren’t shared.

“Theodore’s girlfriend of eight years — who also happens to be the mother of their three-month-old daughter — disagreed and booted Theodore, according to reports.”[MSNBC]

Paris Hilton is just checking off items on the Sure ways to go to Hell Checklist. Date every guy in Hollywood, date at least two Greek billionaires, make a porno, crash your car, etc. I guess money can’t buy class.

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You read that correctly.  Lindsay Lohan has come out and said that since she is no longer Nicole Richie skinny she has gotten her boobs back!  Let me be the first to say that I am also glad she has them back.  With her newly regenerated melons she can now go after Paris Hilton and just knock her over with them. 

I think I’m more sexual than my friends. More comfortable in my skin. I’m a sexual person – definitely. Women are sexy. I think a woman’s body is so much more sensual than a man’s. I’m not saying strip off all your clothes but there are certain photos I like people taking of me where I’m comfortable. As long as it’s tasteful and not cheap or whore-ish I mean – why not?

Wow – Lindsay is just saying all the right things in this story! She is my favorite actress ever – can’t wait for her career to go south and for Playboy to call.

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We saw it this afternoon and I absolutely LOVED it!  Meryl Streep is absolute genius in the movie!  If you haven’t seen it yet – you absolutely must!

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Looks like Jessica Simpson may be off the market. Looks like she was getting very cozy with Dane Cook, the co-star of her new movie “Employee of the Month”, at a club.

 “Jessica and Dane were seen getting close at exclusive nightspot Hyde, and according to witnesses neither could “couldn’t hide their feelings”.[FEMALE FIRST]

I guess being the biggest comedian in the world will come with some perks. For those of you who don’t know who he is go visit his site at DaneCook.com. Those two would make one hell of a Newlyweds the Return on MTV!

Source: www.celebridiot.com

Well if you were in denial and waiting for the latest installment of the Newleyweds it’s time to face the glaring reality.  Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have officially ended their marriage.  They were married for 3 years – which in Hollywood is like 50 years for you and me.  I was so hopeful that all of their recent dating and sleeping around was just a cry for help. 

I wonder how Joe Simpson is feeling about not having Jess sign that pre-nup??  Great job dad — solid — way to possibly cost your biggest client/daughter $15 million!!

Source: www.celebridiot.com

Not that we haven’t seen her naked in numerous publications and some very well known videos, but when she takes off her clothes people still have to look.

“Pamela Anderson stripped off almost completely naked in a shop window last night as part of an antiView the profile for Jennifer Lopez on Celebrity Spotlight-fur protest.”[LSE]

I am all for peaceful protests and nothing says peaceful like large fake tatas. I mean who will drop a bomb or riot when you are looking at three practically naked women in a store window — I MEAN THEY ARE NAKED! What was I talking about again???

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After baby Brangelina scored over $4 million for her pictures baby TomKat decided to throw her hat into the mix. However results weren’t as favorable.

“A photo shoot of Suri was evidently offered to Wire Image for sale to celeb mags, including People, US Weekly, Star and In Touch Weekly. But the reported near $3 million bid the pics fetched was a slap in the face for mom and pop, and they pulled out.”[COURIER]

The only theory I have behind this $1 million dollar slap in the face is people think Tom Cruise is crazy and that any association with his off spring will make them crazy also. Plus the baby has a tattoo on her forehead advertising Dainetics – that’s just creepy.

Source: www.celebridiot.com

How thin is too thin? At what point do you just eat a cookie or something? That is the questions being asked after Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton were seen at a Malibu beach. Rumor has it Sally Struthers will star a feed the celebrities campaign. You throw some flies buzzing around their head and you might get some donations. For the cost of a cup of a day you can help Nicole and Mischa get the important nutrition they so desperately need.

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The insulting $3 million offer for exclusive pictures of baby Suri is not the reason that TomKat will not be releasing them.  The new claim is that his religion frowns on showing off pictures of babies.

It has now been claimed Tom is reluctant to show off Suri because Scientology doctrine teaches followers of the sci-fi cult to avoid taking newborn babies out unless absolutely necessary.

Everyone knows that a picture is where the souls is and if you want to protect your soul you can never show your picture. That is why I refuse to get a driver’s license — that right you lose a piece of you soul every time you get carded in a bar. Wait that could be from the Tequila, but why chance it I saw the should thing in a movie once so I believe it!

I can see the baby and it looked at me!!